279 Funny social media quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Getting left on read really gives me perspective on what Nigerian princes go through.

  Commentary:
  "Getting left on read is like waiting for a royal response from a Nigerian prince… except you're neither getting a fortune nor a crown 👑🤷‍♂️ #RoyalGhosting"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Social media is proof that even mental hospitals have WiFi.

  Commentary:
  "Social media: where everyone's screaming into the void while mental hospitals offer crystal clear WiFi signals. 📱🤪 #TruthHurts"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Twitter actually is my diary, so you’re not allowed to get mad at the things I post. You’re not even supposed to be reading this. Why were you going through my stuff?

  Commentary:
  "Twitter: The Millennial's Diary 📖🔍 If you're snooping through tweets, you better buckle up for some unfiltered thoughts and a rollercoaster of emotions! 🎢😂 #TwitterDiaries #PrivacyPlease"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: A swear jar for Twitter would end world hunger.

  Commentary:
  "Imagine how many meals we could provide just by taxing every tweet that incites chaos! 🤑🌍 Let's turn keyboard warriors into global warriors! 💪🍽️ #TwitterTax"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Deleting my mental health to focus on social media.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, just casually sacrificing sanity for likes and followers 📱💔 Who needs self-care when you have filters and hashtags, am I right? 😅 #Priorities"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Despite popular opinion, dating apps are NOT for dating. They are for finding people to watch your Instagram story for years and years.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a relationship when you can have an audience for your life updates? 🤳👀 Swipe left for love, right for story views! 😂 #InstaFamous"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If I could turn water into wine, I’d have lots of followers too.

  Commentary:
  "Why walk on water when you can throw the ultimate party instead? 🍷💧🎉 #LifeOfTheParty #WineNotFollowMe"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: For a long time, I didn’t know what to do with my strange thoughts. Then I signed up for Facebook.

  Commentary:
  "Finally found a place where my strange thoughts can feel right at home…along with everyone else's! 🤪📱💭 #FacebookSavesTheDay"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Before social media, you could just completely forget that somebody existed. Good times.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the golden days when ignoring someone meant they practically vanished into thin air! 🙈💨 Social media has a way of keeping even the most forgettable acquaintances front and center in our lives. But hey, at least we can now keep up with their breakfast choices and pet antics, right? 🍳🐾 #GoodTimes, indeed!

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I only go on LinkedIn to see what my coworkers looked like 15 years ago.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the timeless curiosity about our coworkers' past hairstyles and fashion choices! 😂 It's like a blast from the past every time you scroll through LinkedIn, isn't it? 💼🔙 #ThrowbackThursdayEveryday"

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