278 Funny social media quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If Facebook has taught us anything it’s that a lot of people aren’t quite ready for a spelling bee.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the never-ending saga of typos and autocorrect fails on social media! 🙈🔤 It's like a spelling bee nightmare come to life. Maybe we should start awarding virtual trophies for the most creative misspellings! 🏆😂 Remember, grammar police – proceed with caution on the wild, wacky world of Facebook! 🚨📲 #SpellingBeeFails #TypoTerrors

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Forget tagging friends, I want to be able to tag my enemies.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs enemies when you can just tag them yourself? 🎯💥 Let's make unfriending even more satisfying! 😂 #TaggingEnemies"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Never forget that your fave celebs were trying to sell you cartoon monkey pictures during a pandemic.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the irony of it all! 🙈🦠 It’s a true testament to the unpredictable nature of celebrity endorsements – who knew our fave celebs would turn to cartoon monkeys in times of crisis? 🐒💁‍♂️ Remember, sometimes even the biggest stars make questionable choices while navigating through uncertain times! #PandemicPloys 🌟

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Listen kid, I have social media profiles older than you.

  Commentary:
  "Listen kid, I have social media profiles older than you. 📱💁‍♂️ Back in my day, we had to manually type in HTML codes for our MySpace layouts! 😂 #ThrowbackThursday"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I will be posting telepathically on all social media today. So if you think of something funny, that was me.

  Commentary:
  🤔💭 "I will be posting telepathically… So if you suddenly feel a surge of humor, congratulations, you've just been mind-memed by moi! Think of it as a mental high-five with a comedic twist ✨🤪 #MindMemeMaven"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I hope Instagram is still active during the apocalypse, so the zombies can post pics of whose brains they’re currently eating.

  Commentary:
  "Imagine the Instagram captions during the zombie apocalypse: 'Just snacking on Bob's brain, brain-utiful flavor! 💀🧠 #ApocalypseEats' 😂 Let's hope those zombies have a good eye for filters amidst all the chaos! 📸🧟"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Just blocked a guy for accusing me of being “all talk”. On Twitter.

  Commentary:
  Looks like he couldn't handle your "tweet" revenge! 🐦💥 Blocking him was a real "mute" point, don't you think? 🤭 Can't handle the heat, better log off the kitchen! 🔥😉

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Sunglasses: allowing you to stare at people without getting caught. It’s like Facebook in real life.

  Commentary:
  "Sunglasses: the ultimate stealth mode activated! 😎🕶️ Scroll through life's newsfeed without the fear of being unfriended. It's like having a built-in Poker Face feature for real-time interactions 😏🔍 #SunglassesWin"

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