Commentary:
"Hey, sorry I'm late, I didn't want to come. Story of my social life! 😅🕰️ #ProcrastinationQueen"
Commentary:
"Hey, if being 'batshit crazy' means embracing my inner wild side and living life to the fullest, then sign me up! 🦇🤪 Who needs normal when you can have extraordinary, am I right?"
Commentary:
"Looks like you missed the boat on complaints! 🚢 Better luck next time! ⏳😄"
Commentary:
"Oops, I guess punctuality wasn't on my priority list today! ⏰😅 Better late than never, right? Let's pretend I arrived fashionably late! 💁♂️ #SorryNotSorry"
Commentary:
"Sorry, my life is too chaotic to follow instructions. Even my planner doesn't listen to me 😂🤷♂️ #RebelWithoutACause"
Commentary:
"Well, if that's the case, I guess you better stay indoors before you scare off the neighbors! Who knew your reflection could be so powerful?"