113 Funny sorry quotes

Trending Funny Sorry Quotes 🔥

Sorry, can’t. Calling NASA and making alien noises.
Sorry I can’t come today. My sister’s friend’s mother’s grandpa’s brother’s grandson’s uncle’s fish died, and it was tragic.
Sorry I didn’t respond to your message, I got stuck in a cloud while skydiving and lived for 72 days by drinking rain and eating birds that flew too close.
Sorry, can’t. I took my bra off and threw it across the room an hour ago. There’s no coming back from that.
Sorry, boss, I can’t come in to work today, I’m gonna be playing outside.

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5 months ago
Share →: I feel sorry for non-glasses wearers. They’ll never know the joy of cleaning them and suddenly being upgraded to the UHD package.

Commentary:
"Non-glasses wearers are missing out on that instant upgrade to Ultra High Definition vision! 🤓✨ The satisfaction of cleaning your glasses and instantly seeing the world in crystal clear UHD is truly a privilege reserved for us specs enthusiasts. Sorry, non-glasses wearers, you'll just have to settle for regular HD 😜👓 #GlassesUpgrade"
5 months ago
Share →: I’m giving up eating chocolate for a month. Sorry, bad punctuation. I’m giving up. Eating chocolate for a month.

Commentary:
Don't you just love the power of proper punctuation? 😂 Looks like someone accidentally declared war on chocolate! 🍫 Hold strong, brave soul. May your resolve stay as firm as that rock-hard chocolate bar you're avoiding!
5 months ago
Share →: Sorry, can’t. I took my bra off and threw it across the room an hour ago. There’s no coming back from that.

Commentary:
"Looks like the bra has officially declared independence! 🚫👙 No turning back from the bra-very act of defiance now! 😆 Who knew a simple undergarment could lead to such rebellion! 💁‍♀️ #BralessRevolution"
5 months ago
Share →: Croutons feel like an apology. “Sorry we gave you salad. Have some consolation toast.”

Commentary:
Croutons: the crunchy, carb-filled apologies of the salad world. 🥗🍞 Next time you're eating a salad, remember that those little cubes of bread are there to make up for the absence of fries. 😉
5 months ago
Share →: Dear diary, sorry for only ever talking about myself. How are you? Do you have any hobbies?

Commentary:
"Dear diary, sure hope you're not feeling neglected from all my talk! 📖 Maybe you enjoy some quality 'me time' when I'm not around. 🤔 Don't worry, I promise to spare you the drama… unless we're writing a bestseller together! 🖊️😅"
5 months ago
Share →: Nasa is launching a satellite to say sorry to the aliens. They’re calling it the Apollo G.

Commentary:
Well, isn't that a celestial apology on a whole new level! 🛰️👽 Let's hope the aliens appreciate the punny gesture of the Apollo G – nothing like a space-themed mea culpa! Maybe they'll reply with an extraterrestrial emoji thumbs-up 👍 or a friendly wave 🖖. Who knew intergalactic diplomacy could be so pun-tastic?
5 months ago
Share →: Sorry I slowed down but I had to calculate if the bridge could hold the weight of my car with all the stuffed animals my kids insisted on bringing on vacation.

Commentary:
"Looks like the bridge was having a 'bear'y serious moment for a 'pawsitively' hilarious reason! 🐻🚗✨ Hope your kids didn't ruffle any feathers with their furry companions!"
5 months ago
Share →: Sorry I’m late. Had to scroll back to my birth year.

Commentary:
"No worries, time travel can be a bit tricky 🕰️😂 Who knew scrolling through history could be so time-consuming? 📜⏳ #BetterLateThanNever"
5 months ago
Share →: I’ve left my past behind me, so if I owe you money, sorry, I’ve left it behind me.

Commentary:
"Oops, looks like debt collectors will have to hunt down my past selves! 🕵️‍♂️💸 Time travel might be the only solution here! ⏳🚀 Oh well, new year, new debts to ignore! 😆💼 #OutOfSightOutOfMind"
5 months ago
Share →: I’m sorry you had a bad experience at our restaurant. To make it up to you, here is a coupon for more of our terrible, terrible food.

Commentary:
"Oh, the irony of offering a coupon for more 'terrible, terrible food'! 🍔🤣 It's like getting a gift card for a rollercoaster that only goes downhill. Hope your taste buds have a sense of humor! 😅"