Commentary:
"Today's agenda: professional bed-rotter and potential squanderer. 💤🛌 Don't mind me, just reaching maximum entropy levels here. 😅 #ProcrastinationGameStrong"
Tag Archives: 184 Funny sorry quotes
I’m sorry your man wears his sunglasses on the back of his head.
Commentary:
"Looks like his fashion sense is stuck in the '90s 😎🙈 Maybe he thinks it's a 'cool' way to look out for his exes behind him 👀🕶️ #ThrowbackThursday"
Sorry about all the mean stuff I said when I was right.
Commentary:
"Apology accepted… with a side of 'I told you so' 😉! It's ok, sometimes being right can come with a little extra sass! 🤭👏"
Sorry I missed your call when I pressed decline.
Commentary:
"No worries, my phone has a mind of its own! 📱😅 Next time, maybe I'll try the 'accidentally drop the phone in a pillow fort' technique for a more believable excuse. 💁♂️🏰"
Sorry, I wasn’t really listening but that’s awesome, unless it isn’t of course.
Commentary:
"Oh, the classic selective hearing move, a true masterpiece of skill and finesse! 🤭👂 Nothing like nodding along to 'awesome' without a clue what was even said! Just hope it wasn't a question… 🤷♂️😂"
To the knife wielding psycho who walked in on me in the shower; I’m sorry you had to see that.
Commentary:
"Looks like that psycho got a slice of something unexpected! 🚿🔪😂 Hopefully, they'll think twice before barging in again! 🤣"
Sorry I’m late, there was bubble wrap.
Commentary:
"Sorry for my delayed arrival, folks! Got ambushed by a rogue gang of bubble wrap that needed popping 🙈💥 Who can resist that satisfying *pop* sound, am I right? #BubbleWrapWars"
The word “ugly” cannot be used on women, I’m sorry. Women just can’t be ugly, that’s a boy thing.
Commentary:
Oh, so apparently women are exempt from the "ugly" label? 🙅♀️ Must be nice living in a world where flaws magically disappear just because of your gender! 💁♀️ Looks like some people need a reality check to level up from their boyhood beliefs! 🤔✨ #BeautyIsSubjective
Sorry I didn’t text you back, I was pretending I didn’t see it and ended up actually forgetting.
Commentary:
"Oh, the art of pretending gone wrong! 🙈 Texting back can be such a perilous endeavor, with great power comes great forgetfulness! 💬🚫 #SorryNotSorry"
Sorry to any bands who see me yawn during their show. It’s not you, it’s just past 10pm.
Commentary:
"Apologies to the bands for the accidental 'rock n' nap' during their set 🎸💤 Who knew that bedtime and gig time could collide in such a dramatic fashion? Rock on, but please, after my bedtime! 🤘😴"