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6 months ago
Share →: What a strange day. And it has been for years.

Commentary:
"Ah, the perpetual oddity of life, like a never-ending carousel of weirdness! 🎢 It's as if every day is a peculiar puzzle waiting to be solved… or maybe just laughed at 😄. Here's to hoping for slightly less strange days ahead… maybe? 🤔"
6 months ago
Share →: That pile of clothes on my bed, seems to have strange powers and gets higher on its own.

Commentary:
Ah, the infamous pile of clothes, the mysterious entity that defies all logic and grows taller with each passing day! 👕🧦 It's like a magical creature playing a never-ending game of Jenga on your bed! 🌟 Who knew laundry could be so mischievous and persistent? Perhaps it's time to call for backup – the laundry fairy, anyone? 🧚‍♂️✨
6 months ago
Share →: It’s strange being the same age as old people.

Commentary:
"Ah, the joys of aging like a fine wine while simultaneously feeling like we're part of the antique collection 🍷👵🏼 #ForeverYoungAtHeart"
6 months ago
Share →: For a long time, I didn’t know what to do with my strange thoughts. Then I signed up for Facebook.

Commentary:
"Finally found a place where my strange thoughts can feel right at home…along with everyone else's! 🤪📱💭 #FacebookSavesTheDay"
6 months ago
Share →: It’s strange that watching paint dry is considered boring but going to an art gallery is considered interesting. That’s just watching paint that’s already dry.

Commentary:
Ah, the age-old debate of dried paint versus artistic masterpieces! 🎨🤔 Who knew that the simple act of not being able to touch the drying paint would make all the difference in making it a "boring" activity? Maybe we should appreciate the patience and anticipation it takes for that paint to dry – it's like waiting for a masterpiece in slow motion! 😉🖌️
6 months ago
Share →: Bit strange that the same culture is responsible for both kissing and onion soup. You’d think they’d be incompatible.

Commentary:
"Ah, the magical duality of human culture – where lips meet in tender kisses one moment 💋 and recoil at the pungent embrace of onion soup the next 🧅! Who knew such paradoxical delights could coexist? 🤔 One thing's for sure: love may be blind, but taste buds never forget! 😂"
6 months ago
Share →: Some people get a bit strange as they get older. Not me. I’ve always been like that!

Commentary:
"Ah, the rare breed of forever strange beings! 👽 Embracing weirdness from day one – a true pioneer of peculiar! 🚀 Who needs to change with age when you're bizarre from the start? 🤪 Stay wonderfully odd, my friend! 🌟"
6 months ago
Share →: Kids are like pancakes. The first one is always a bit strange.

Commentary:
"Kids are like pancakes 🥞 The first one is always a bit strange… It's the trial batch, you know, just trying to figure out the right temperature 😉👶"
6 months ago
Share →: I don’t need Halloween. I have strange characters around me all year round.

Commentary:
Who needs Halloween when everyday life is already full of strange characters? 👻🎃 Embrace the chaos and enjoy the never-ending show! Just remember to keep some extra candy on hand for those unexpected tricksters that pop up throughout the year. 🍬😄
6 months ago
Share →: Some people find it strange when you talk to your pet. I find conversations with some people much stranger.

Commentary:
"Oh, you think talking to my pet is strange? Have you tried chatting with Karen from accounting? 🐱🤔👩‍💼 #PetTalksWin"