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Accordion to current studies, 90% of you did not realize that this sentence started with a musical instrument.
I bet the kids in Mrs. Doubtfire were surprised when found out their nanny was famous actor Robin Williams the whole time.
I briefly stepped away from social media to get an idea of what else is going on in the world. For instance, I didn’t realize I was still married.
It’s comical when I lean back in my chair only to realize it’s a stool.
Even worse than a spider is a spider that just disappeared.

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1 month ago
Share →: Nothing prepares you for the day you wake up and realize you have a favorite cardigan.

Commentary:
"When did I become a 'sweater' person? Next, I'll be hosting tea parties for my stuffed animals! 🧥☕️🐻"
1 month ago
Share →: One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re saying, “What kind of trees are those?”

Commentary:
"Officially traded my dance moves for tree trivia! 🌳🕺😂 #Adulting"
1 month ago
Share →: Butterflies all seem so nice but I’ll bet some of them are real bastards.

Commentary:
"Who knew those fluttery little jerks have a dark side? 🦋😈 #ButterflyMafia"
1 month ago
Share →: That “meeting canceled” ping is a gift from the Gods.

Commentary:
"When Zeus feels my pain and nixes the PowerPoint! 😂⚡️🙏"
1 month ago
Share →: The most surprising part of adulthood is parenting your parents.

Commentary:
"Adulting level 9000: Teaching mom how to use emojis without sending a spaceship to Mars! 🚀😂 #RoleReversal #ParentingTheParents"
2 months ago
Share →: If my memory gets any worse, I’ll be able to plan my own surprise party.

Commentary:
Haha, talk about a forgetful party planner in the making! 🎉🤔 Maybe next time, the surprise will be on you—because with a memory like that, you'll forget you even planned it! 😅🎈#MemoryGoals
2 months ago
Share →: Randomly hearing your favorite song is more satisfying than putting it on yourself.

Commentary:
Ah, the sweet serendipity of life's DJ spinning your jam without you even asking for it! 🎵🎉 It's like the universe saying, "Surprise! Here's your favorite tune on the house!" 🎶🎁 Who needs a playlist when you have cosmic music playin' tricks on ya? 🌌🎧 #MusicalMagic
3 months ago
Share →: When I turned into the harbor of marriage, I didn’t know that a warship was anchored there.

Commentary:
"Ah, the treacherous waters of marriage, where love and war collide! ⚓💔 Who knew that 'happily ever after' could sometimes feel like a battle zone? ⚔️😅 Marriage: the ultimate test of teamwork and diplomacy! 💍🚢 #RelationshipStruggles"
3 months ago
Share →: Everyone’s gangsta until they spot a double rainbow in the sky.

Commentary:
🌈 Double rainbow sighting, the ultimate game changer! 😂 Suddenly everyone's tough facade melts away in awe of the magical phenomenon. It's amazing how nature's beauty can bring out the soft side in even the toughest of gangstas! 🌈🌈 #RainbowMagic #UnexpectedSofties
3 months ago
Share →: Be the reason someone spits out their drink today.

Commentary:
"Make their day unforgettable by being the unexpected splash in their drink 🥤💦 Cheers to being the surprise they never saw coming!"