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Funny sweets quotes

A chocolate advent calendar is a test of restraint that I simply do not have.

3 months ago

A piece of chocolate contains just enough energy to take another one.

3 months ago

My 3 weeks without sweets were over after 12 hours. Proof that time runs faster with increasing age.

3 months ago

I will selflessly protect my family from a life of diabetes by eating all the sweets myself.

3 months ago

I’m not gaining weight, I’m retaining candy.

3 months ago

Accidentally made eye contact with the sweets at the grocery store and now have to declare bankruptcy.

3 months ago

I really want a family… sized bag of peanut butter M&Ms.

3 months ago

I’m dying for some sweets and the only thing sweet in the house is me.

3 months ago