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Funny Quotes About sweets
- An apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough.
- Life is short, eat the dessert first.
- Sweets are the therapy you can eat.
- I donut care about anything else when there are sweets around.
- My favorite exercise is running... to the nearest bakery.
- You can't buy happiness, but you can buy sweets and that's kind of the same thing.
- Just because I'm sweet doesn't mean you can eat me up.
- Sweets: because it's never too early or too late for sugar.
- I'm sorry for what I said when I was craving sweets.
- Stressed spelled backwards is desserts. Coincidence? I think not.
- Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first. And second.
- I workout to justify my sweet tooth.
- Cupcakes are muffins that believed in miracles.
- I'm not a chocoholic, I'm a sweets enthusiast.
- In a world full of cupcakes, be a donut.
- Donut worry, be happy.
- Sweets make everything better, except maybe your dentist visit.
- You can't make everyone happy, you're not a cupcake.
- Keep calm and eat a cookie (or two).
- The only thing I throw back on Thursdays is dessert.
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