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Funny sweets quotes

A chocolate advent calendar is a test of restraint that I simply do not have.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

A piece of chocolate contains just enough energy to take another one.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

My 3 weeks without sweets were over after 12 hours. Proof that time runs faster with increasing age.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

I will selflessly protect my family from a life of diabetes by eating all the sweets myself.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

I’m not gaining weight, I’m retaining candy.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

Accidentally made eye contact with the sweets at the grocery store and now have to declare bankruptcy.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

I really want a family… sized bag of peanut butter M&Ms.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

I’m dying for some sweets and the only thing sweet in the house is me.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025