A chocolate advent calendar is a test of restraint that I simply do not have.

A chocolate advent calendar is a test of restraint that I simply do not have.

Commentary:
"Trying to resist the temptation of devouring all the chocolates in a advent calendar is just as challenging as trying to resist hitting the snooze button on a Monday morning. 🍫⏰ #ChocolateLover #NoRestraint"

A piece of chocolate contains just enough energy to take another one.

A piece of chocolate contains just enough energy to take another one.

Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal dilemma of the chocolate lover – to eat or not to eat, that is the question! 🍫💭 One piece leads to another, and before you know it, you're on a delightful journey to chocolatey happiness! 🤣 Embrace the sweet temptation and enjoy the delicious energy boost one piece at a time!"

My 3 weeks without sweets were over after 12 hours. Proof that time runs faster with increasing age.

My 3 weeks without sweets were over after 12 hours. Proof that time runs faster with increasing age.

Commentary:
"Three weeks without sweets? More like three hours without treats! 🍬⏳ Who knew time could sprint like Usain Bolt as we age? 🏃‍♂️⏱️ #AgeingFasterThanTime"

I will selflessly protect my family from a life of diabetes by eating all the sweets myself.

I will selflessly protect my family from a life of diabetes by eating all the sweets myself.

Commentary:
"Taking one for the team, one cookie at a time! 🍪 Who knew saving your family could be this delicious? 😂 #DiabetesDeputy"

I’m not gaining weight, I’m retaining candy.

I’m not gaining weight, I’m retaining candy.

Commentary:
"Who says you're gaining weight? You're simply a candy connoisseur, engaging in the sweet science of candy retention instead! 🍬🍭 Embrace the sweetness within you and keep on retaining candy with pride! 🤣"

Accidentally made eye contact with the sweets at the grocery store and now have to declare bankruptcy.

Accidentally made eye contact with the sweets at the grocery store and now have to declare bankruptcy.

Commentary:
"Who knew those sweets had such powerful eye contact game? 💸🍭 But hey, bankruptcy is just a small price to pay for a moment of sugary temptation, right? 😂 #SweetToothProblems"

I really want a family... sized bag of peanut butter M&Ms.

I really want a family… sized bag of peanut butter M&Ms.

Commentary:
"Because let's be honest, who needs a regular-sized bag when you can have a family-sized one? 🥜🍫 Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility… and in this case, great temptation! 😋 #PeanutButterM&MsAreLife"

I'm dying for some sweets and the only thing sweet in the house is me.

I’m dying for some sweets and the only thing sweet in the house is me.

Commentary:
"Looks like we've got a real sweet tooth over here! 😂🍭 Who needs cookies when you've got such a sweet personality, am I right? Own that sweetness, sugar! 💁‍♂️🍬"