12 Funny sweets quotes

• Have you ever pretended not to look at the biscuits or sweets being handed around the room, and acted surprised when you got offered one?

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  6 days ago

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• Donuts are beautiful creatures, and they deserve their own week on the nature channels.

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  1 week ago

  beautiful, channel, creature, creatures, deserve, donut, donuts, food, food humor, humor, nature, nature channel, own, playful, sweets, week, whimsical

• Being a woman is hard. You always want to buy something, slap someone, lose weight and eat something sweet.

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  1 week ago

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• Starting is the hardest part. Unless it’s eating chocolate. Then stopping is the hardest part.

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  1 week ago

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• A chocolate advent calendar is a test of restraint that I simply do not have.

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  2 weeks ago

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• A piece of chocolate contains just enough energy to take another one.

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  2 weeks ago

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• My 3 weeks without sweets were over after 12 hours. Proof that time runs faster with increasing age.

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  3 weeks ago

  12, age, dieting, faster, hours, humor, over, perspective, proof, runs, sweets, temptation, time, weeks

• I will selflessly protect my family from a life of diabetes by eating all the sweets myself.

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  3 weeks ago

  diabetes, eating, family, humor, i, life, myself, sacrifice, selflessness, sweets

• I’m not gaining weight, I’m retaining candy.

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  3 weeks ago

  candy, diet, gaining, humor, joke, retention, sweets, weight

• Accidentally made eye contact with the sweets at the grocery store and now have to declare bankruptcy.

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  3 weeks ago

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