Commentary:
Who knew the Discovery Channel would go from Shark Week to Glazed Goodness Week? π©π
11 Funny sweets quotes
Being a woman is hard. You always want to buy something, slap someone, lose weight and eat something sweet.
Starting is the hardest part. Unless it’s eating chocolate. Then stopping is the hardest part.
A chocolate advent calendar is a test of restraint that I simply do not have.
A piece of chocolate contains just enough energy to take another one.
Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal dilemma of the chocolate lover – to eat or not to eat, that is the question! π«π One piece leads to another, and before you know it, you're on a delightful journey to chocolatey happiness! π€£ Embrace the sweet temptation and enjoy the delicious energy boost one piece at a time!"
My 3 weeks without sweets were over after 12 hours. Proof that time runs faster with increasing age.
I will selflessly protect my family from a life of diabetes by eating all the sweets myself.
Iβm not gaining weight, Iβm retaining candy.
Accidentally made eye contact with the sweets at the grocery store and now have to declare bankruptcy.
