11 Funny switch quotes

• It’s almost time to switch from my everyday anxiety to my fancy Christmas anxiety.

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  2 weeks ago

  almost, anxiety, Christmas, everyday, fancy, holiday, humor, seasonal, seasonal anxiety, stress, switch, time

• Daniel Craig leaving Bond to become Benoit Blanc is one of the best things to ever happen.

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  1 month ago

  actor, actor switch, benoit, Benoit Blanc, best, blanc, bond, celebrity, character, comedy, craig, daniel, Daniel Craig, ever, film, film character, happen, humor, james, James Bond, leaving, movie, movie role, role, switch, things

• Time to put the stressful screen away (phone) and switch to the comfort screen (Kindle).

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  1 month ago

  away, comfort, detox, digital, digital detox, humor, Kindle, phone, put, reading, relaxation, relief, screen, stress, stress relief, switch, time

• Having a bathroom switch outside a bathroom and a sibling is a bad combination.

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  1 month ago

  bad, bathroom, combination, having, household, humor, inconvenience, joke, outside, practical, practical joke, sibling, switch

• Nobody’s more stubborn than an Android person that won’t switch to iPhone.

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  1 month ago

  Android, iPhone, loyalty, person, stubborn, switch, technology

• Since you’re all so in love, switch phones for Valentine’s Day!

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  1 month ago

  activity, day, fun, fun activity, funny suggestion, humor, love, phone, relationship, relationship humor, suggestion, switch, switch phone, valentine’s, Valentine’s Day

• I feel so discombobulated when supermarkets switch up the aisles without texting me first.

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  1 month ago

  aisles, confusion, discombobulated, feel, humor, i, me, shopping, supermarkets, switch, texting

• Anytime I switch deodorants, it’s like a sexy stranger is following me around all day.

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  1 month ago

  anytime, around, care, confidence, day, deodorant, following, humor, i, me, personal, personal care, scent, sexy, stranger, switch

• First date idea: unlock and switch phones with the other person for exactly two minutes and if no one is horrified then the date continues.

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  1 month ago

  activity, awkward, awkward moments, date, exactly, first date, fun, fun activity, humor, icebreaker, idea, minutes, moments, person, phones, relationship, surprise, switch

• Today’s toddlers can switch on laptops and use apps. When I was little, I ate sand.

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  1 month ago

  app, apps, childhood, comparison, humor, i, laptop, little, sand, switch, technology, toddler

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