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Nobody’s more stubborn than an Android person that won’t switch to iPhone.
1 month ago
Since you’re all so in love, switch phones for Valentine’s Day!
1 month ago
I feel so discombobulated when supermarkets switch up the aisles without texting me first.
3 months ago
Anytime I switch deodorants, it’s like a sexy stranger is following me around all day.
3 months ago
First date idea: unlock and switch phones with the other person for exactly two minutes and if no one is horrified then the date continues.
3 months ago
Today’s toddlers can switch on laptops and use apps. When I was little, I ate sand.
3 months ago