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I hope my parents feel proud. They scared me so bad about getting pregnant as a teenager that now they’re never getting grandkids.

Commentary:
Looks like their plan worked a little too well! 😅🙈🎉

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged bad, family, fear, feel, getting, grandkid, grandkids, hope, humor, i, me, never, parent, parenting, parents, pregnancy, pregnant, proud, scare, scare tactic, scared, tactic, teenager on May 29, 2026 by slickboy.

If anything goes wrong today, just dramatically whisper, “The prophecy has been fulfilled,” and walk away.

Commentary:
"When the printer jams again: 🤫🔮 'The prophecy has been fulfilled,' and exit stage left! 👋😂"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged advice, anything, away, dramatic, funny advice, humor, humor tactic, humorous, humorous quote, just, procrastination, prophecy, sarcasm, tactic, today, walk, walk away, whisper, witty, wrong on May 27, 2026 by slickboy.
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