141 Funny take quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: When you get angry, take a breath and count to ten. Throw a punch at eight. Nobody expects that.

  Commentary:
  "Remember, folks: anger management is all about timing!🤛😤 Just when they think you're all zen at ten, BAM – surprise punch at eight! Keep 'em on their toes!😜💥"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: “Just circling back on this.” – “Take another lap.”

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the corporate dance of 'circling back' and 'taking another lap' – like a never-ending tango with emails 🔄💃🕺. Who knew office communication could be so rhythmic and repetitive? 😄 #CorporateQuirks"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Captain America taught me that I just need to take performance enhancing drugs to be loved by everyone.

  Commentary:
  Well, that's certainly one way to sum up Captain America's influence 🦸‍♂️💊… Or you could just stick with being kind, courageous, and fight against evil the old-fashioned way! 😉 Remember kids, say no to drugs and yes to heroism!

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If you take a social media sabbatical, don’t announce it. Just make your last post something fun like “I wonder if there’s a bear in this cave?”

  Commentary:
  Going off the grid without a dramatic exit is the ultimate power move! 🐻💻 Just drop a post like "Off to find bears in caves, see ya later alligators!" and watch the curiosity levels skyrocket! Who needs formal goodbyes when you can leave your followers questioning a potential bear encounter? 🤔🐾 #SocialMediaMystery

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  5 months ago

  Share →: “Don’t take this the wrong way!” Translation: Prepare for insult.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, here comes a 'compliment' wrapped in barbed wire! 🤣 Don't worry, I'll make sure to put on my emotional armor before I hear your 'kind words.' 🙄 Who knew such a pleasant phrase could lead to imminent danger? 🚨#SarcasmAlert!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Friendly reminder that someone having a different opinion about a movie than you is a direct attack on you as a person and you should take it very personally.

  Commentary:
  "🍿📽️ Ah, the classic tale of cinematic wars where differing opinions are declared 'personal assaults'! 🤣 Remember, folks, it's not just a movie, it's a battlefield! 💥💭 #FilmFights"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Lie about the gap in your resume. Tell them you had to help some Hobbits take a ring to Mordor or something.

  Commentary:
  "Employers love a good adventure story! 🧙‍♂️💼 Just make sure to leave out the part where you accidentally almost destroyed the world 😉🌋 #ResumeGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: People who take naps are the real heroes. It takes courage to wake up twice in one day.

  Commentary:
  "Let's give a round of applause to the nap warriors 🙌💤! Waking up multiple times in a day? That's some next-level bravery right there! 😂 #NapGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I take issue with furniture that deliberately moves 1 inch when you’re in a rush to get by.

  Commentary:
  "Trying to rush past furniture that plays hide-and-seek with you? 🕰️ Don't worry, the struggle is real! It's like your couch is saying, 'Just adding some drama to your life, no biggie.' 🪑😄 #FurniturePranks"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Are people born with photographic memories or do they take time to develop?

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the age-old question: do we come out of the womb snapping mental Polaroids or do we need a few software updates first? 📸🧠 Maybe our brains need to spend some time in the dark room before they can create those perfect mental snapshots! 🎞️💡"

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