21 Funny taken quotes

Funny taken quotes bring a hilarious twist to relationship status 💑, proving that being off the market doesn’t mean you can’t have a laugh 😂! Whether you’re happily hitched or just proudly spoken for, these witty lines add a spark of humor 🔥 to love life stories. Ready to smile, chuckle, and maybe even share one or two with your special someone? Let the fun begin! 😄💕

21 Funny taken quotes - I don’t like how monkeys have taken ownership of the whole banana thing. I bet I like bananas almost as much as they do.

I don’t like how monkeys have taken ownership of the whole banana thing. I bet I like bananas almost as much as they do.

Commentary:
"Bananas: the fruit that drove a rift between humans and monkeys, creating a banana battle of epic proportions! 🍌🙉 Who will emerge victorious in this fruity feud? Stay tuned for the next episode of 'Banana Wars'!"

21 Funny taken quotes - Silicon Valley has taken over the world. Remember when nerds had the good manners to be ashamed of themselves?

Silicon Valley has taken over the world. Remember when nerds had the good manners to be ashamed of themselves?

Commentary:
"Ah, the good ol' days when nerds were content to hide in their basements tinkering with computers. Now they rule the world, one algorithm at a time! 🤓💻 #GeekChic"

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21 Funny taken quotes - There’s someone in our team who behaves horribly to me and whenever I have to type his name, I’ve taken to using a slightly smaller font size than for everyone else’s.

There’s someone in our team who behaves horribly to me and whenever I have to type his name, I’ve taken to using a slightly smaller font size than for everyone else’s.

Commentary:
Ah, the art of subtle shade! 🌚💻 Why confront your colleague when you can just shrink their ego… I mean, their font size? 🤭🔍 Watch out for those tiny letters, they might just spell out "petty but effective." 😏 #OfficeDrama #PassiveAggressiveDesign

21 Funny taken quotes - HR has told me to stop saying ‘How stupid can you be?’ to members of staff. They’re worried it’s being taken as a challenge.

HR has told me to stop saying ‘How stupid can you be?’ to members of staff. They’re worried it’s being taken as a challenge.

Commentary:
Oh, HR always trying to ruin the fun! 🤣 Remember folks, asking 'How stupid can you be?' is not a challenge, it's just a rhetorical question…maybe. 😜 #HRwoes #OfficeHumor