14 Funny tech humor quotes

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  5 days ago

  Share →: I named my wifi “The Promised LAN” because it always connects, but occasionally leaves you wandering in the desert looking for a better signal.

  Commentary:
  Sounds like your wifi needs a GPS to find the land of milk and honey! 🗺️📡📶

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  1 week ago

  Share →: When I get bored on a Zoom meeting, I put a cursor under the speaker’s nose to make it look like they have a booger.

  Commentary:
  That's one way to keep the meeting "snot" too boring! 😂💻👃

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  1 week ago

  Share →: If you’re wondering whether something is A.I. or not, A.I. has already won.

  Commentary:
  "🤖: 1, Humans: 0… But did the robot actually write this comment too? 🤔"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: I spend all day on Facebook so that Mark Zuckerberg can eat.

  Commentary:
  "Happy to keep Mark's sandwich fund going! 🥪💻🤣 #FullTimeScroller"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: A real smart TV would increase the volume when you start eating chips.

  Commentary:
  "Still waiting for the TV that understands my crispy snack struggles! 🍿🤷‍♂️📺🔊"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: “Machines will soon be as smart as people.” Ok, but which people?

  Commentary:
  "Hopefully not the ones who put their phones in the fridge! 😂🤔 #KeepingItCool 📱🥶"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: You know IT have given up when the error message reads, ‘Something went wrong’.

  Commentary:
  "When even the error message throws in the towel, you know it's time to close the laptop and ask your toaster for tech support instead! 😂🍞💻"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I’ve used dark mode so much that I’m physically repulsed by white screens now.

  Commentary:
  "When I see a white screen, I reach for sunglasses like a vampire at sunrise. 🧛‍♂️🕶️ #DarkModeAddict"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Twitter is the black sheep of the web, always in the corner, loudly arguing with itself.

  Commentary:
  Haha, Twitter’s like that one friend who never stops monologuing at the party 😂🖤🗣️

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Just once, I want a username and password prompt to say: “Close Enough.”

  Commentary:
  Imagine logging in and instead of the usual "Access Denied," it cheerfully nods and says, "Close Enough." 😂🔑🖥️ That’s the digital equivalent of giving up and saying, "Yeah, close enough, let's call it a day." Sometimes, our online lives need a little more leniency!

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