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Someone from 🇨🇴 has shared:

Nobody knows my next move. Not even me.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has shared:

We must all do our part for the planet. The other day I unplugged a row of electric cars nobody was using.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has bookmarked:

If pills are too toxic to flush down the toilet, you probably shouldn’t swallow them.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has viewed:

One of my favorite parts of grocery shopping is when somebody else does it for me.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has viewed:

Three out of five times, my intuition is right. Not in casinos, though.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has viewed:

We need a slur for people who use ChatGPT.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has bookmarked:

The worst thing about being an adult is that you have to be one every single day.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has shared:

Falling off academically is worse than a heartbreak.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has shared:

Gonna eat birthday cake all day because it’s someone’s birthday out there, and we’re about to celebrate together, stranger.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has shared:

Shoutout to drug dealers for teaching the metric system to Americans.

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105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

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Jan 2, 2026

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Just landed via LinkedIn:

It’s difficult to play hard to get when I’m already hard to want.

Just shared via Twitch:

I know I’m almost 40 because I had a few drinks last night and woke up this morning thinking: Oh no I bought so many socks online last night.

Shared recently on TikTok:

“Lmao” has survived and even thrived over the years, but its cousin “rofl” has faded into indignity. The cruelty of fate.

Trending via Telegram:

Being the forward-thinking person I am, I kept my winter fat through the summer.

Going viral on Slack:

Why is everyone’s main goal to get married and have kids? Like, don’t you guys want to do drugs in foreign countries?

Seen just now on TikTok:

With my staggering 91% survival rate, you’d be a fool to hire another dog sitter.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Babe, is everything OK? You’ve barely accomplished anything at all in your entire life.

Just shared via Telegram:

Always be kind. You never know who might own a hot tub.

Spotted on YouTube:

Babe, are you okay? You’ve barely responded to my telepathic messages.

Going viral on Twitch:

I know some people don’t like me, but what can I do, not everyone has good taste.

16 Funny tech humor quotes

Funny tech humor quotes 🤖💻 are the perfect way to lighten up your day and geek out with a smile! Whether you’re battling bugs, wrestling with Wi-Fi, or just loving that pixel-perfect chaos, these witty zingers will have you LOL-ing like a true techie pro. Ready to debug your mood? Let’s dive into some byte-sized laughs that speak your language! 😂⚙️ #TechHumor #GeekLife

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Genuinely, why does the logo of every AI chatbot look like a butthole?

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I named my wifi “The Promised LAN” because it always connects, but occasionally leaves you wandering in the desert looking for a better signal.

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2 months ago

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When I get bored on a Zoom meeting, I put a cursor under the speaker’s nose to make it look like they have a booger.

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2 months ago

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If you’re wondering whether something is A.I. or not, A.I. has already won.

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2 months ago

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I spend all day on Facebook so that Mark Zuckerberg can eat.

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A real smart TV would increase the volume when you start eating chips.

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2 months ago

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“Machines will soon be as smart as people.” Ok, but which people?

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2 months ago

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You know IT have given up when the error message reads, ‘Something went wrong’.

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2 months ago

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I’ve used dark mode so much that I’m physically repulsed by white screens now.

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2 months ago

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Twitter is the black sheep of the web, always in the corner, loudly arguing with itself.

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27 shares on YouTube this month:

My favorite dance move is trying to get out of my own way.

41 shares on TikTok this month:

Lately, when I meet new people, I ask them what their hobbies are instead of what they do for work, and let me tell you, the conversations have been absolutely top tier!

15 shares on Reddit this month:

If there was an award for staying at home, I’d win and then send someone else to pick it up for me.

64 shares on Messenger this month:

Checking Twitter now is like staring into your refrigerator to see if anything good has magically appeared.

48 shares on Discord this month:

I was going to cause mischief tonight, but I climbed into my bed instead.

81 shares on YouTube this month:

Does anyone know where I can find true love?

35 shares on WhatsApp this month:

If pigeons and chickens made a tribe, would they be called the coo clucks clan?

82 shares on Snapchat this month:

Carrying a conversation counts as cardio.

28 shares on YouTube this month:

Cause of death: Trying to draw eyebrows on the neighbor’s cat.

19 shares on YouTube this month:

I like listening to true crime podcasts while I clean my bathroom because I can pretend I’m destroying evidence.

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13 folks are currently checking 👀

The sandwich I made for lunch didn’t even make it until 10am.

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In my 20s: Jingle all the way. In my 40s: Jingle til around ten.

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Being offline for so long gave me the time to appreciate what’s really important in life, so I’m back online.

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Having a sunburn is so humiliating. Now everyone knows I was unprepared for the realities of the wilderness. It marks me as the weakest link. The hungry animals are closing in.

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Hey, I’ve been thinking, and I think you should think for me.

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If I say “First of all,” run away, because I have prepared research, data, charts and I will totally prove you wrong.

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My favorite part about going camping is the part where I stay at home, and I don’t go camping.

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Sometimes my mouth hits send before my brain has a chance to stop it.

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“Do what you love and you’ll never work a day in your life.” Yeah, because I won’t be leaving my bed.

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The brand name Oral B is so funny to me. WTF does the B stand for?

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

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Jan 2, 2026

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇭🇳 has bookmarked:

Every night at bedtime I do one small ritual: six hours on my cell phone.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has copied:

The fake cough I use when calling in sick is now available on iTunes.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has viewed:

I love asking 5 different people for advice then doing what I want.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has bookmarked:

I put my pants on like everyone else. With hope they still fit.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has shared:

Having an empty laundry basket is the best 5 seconds of my life.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has viewed:

I’m just going to be hotter. It’s easier than being nicer.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has bookmarked:

If I’m too much, go find less. I’m not running a clearance sale.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has shared:

When people say, “Stop living in the past,” my thought in turn is, “But the music was so much better then!”

Someone from 🇨🇻 has viewed:

McDonald’s is finally promoting good health by making their food unaffordable.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has downloaded:

Spiraling out of control if anyone wants anything.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on WhatsApp:

I wish there were an option to turn off the Wi-Fi connection for WhatsApp only.

Going viral on Reddit:

There’s nothing I hate more than a failed nap attempt.

Just shared via YouTube:

People don’t catch bullets with their teeth anymore, get out there and practice.

Shared recently on Instagram:

Some people can start a task and then just finish it instead of trying to do a hundred things at once, like a squirrel on crack.

Going viral on YouTube:

My parents told me I could be anything I wanted so I became unacceptable.

Just landed via Threads:

Let’s get married and have kids, so instead of relaxing during weeknights, we can go to seven practices and relearn algebra.

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

Unknown numbers will call me, then expect me to talk first. Welcome to the breathing competition.

Spotted on Slack:

Just drank a big glass of water, and I regret to inform you, they might be right about hydration.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Went jogging and came back after five minutes because I forgot something. Forgot I’m out of shape.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

Love that every time I finish a snack I have to wave my hands around to prove to my dog it’s all gone, like I’m cashing him out at a casino or something.

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