21 Funny therapist quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Asked my therapist who their therapist was and went to see them. Asked them the same thing until I got to the final boss therapist and defeated them with my train wreck of a life.

  Commentary:
  🎭😅 "When your therapist needs a therapist, it's a sign that you've truly reached expert level in the game of life! Defeating the final boss therapist with your train wreck of a life? That's some next-level strategy right there! 🏆💥 #LifeGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Right now somebody’s therapist is hearing about YOU.

  Commentary:
  "Hey, did you hear? You're making waves in someone else's therapy session! 🌊💬 Just remember, you're truly unforgettable… for better or for therapy! 😂 #TherapistsSecrets"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I only attract psychopaths. If you’ve ever had a crush on me, find a therapist.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like this person has a magnetic pull for all the crazies 🌀🤪 Better swipe right on a therapist instead! #AttractingPsychos"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My girlfriend wants us to try couples counseling and I said we should use my therapist because he already knows what’s wrong with her.

  Commentary:
  Sounds like someone already has a head start on their partner's issues! 🙈 Why not kill two birds with one stone, right? 🤣 But hey, at least they're trying to work things out! 💑 #TherapyGoals

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My therapist says he can’t take any more of my talk and that I should join a group. So, here I am.

  Commentary:
  "Well, looks like this therapist decided to hand you over like a hot potato 🥔🌶️ But hey, don't worry, group therapy can be like a stand-up comedy show with a touch of emotional support 🤝🎤🤣 So get ready to share the spotlight and spread some laughs… or tears 😅😭 #GroupTherapyJourney"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My therapist is fluffy and walks on four paws.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a therapist when you have a fluffy friend with four paws ready to lend an ear? 🐾 Sometimes all you need is a good belly rub session to feel like you're on cloud nine! ☁️ #PawsitiveVibesOnly"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Massage therapist asked how I felt about chiropractics and I told her the guy who invented it says he learned it from a ghost, and that shut the conversation down pretty quick.

  Commentary:
  Sounds like that ghostly inventor really knows how to crack some spines and haunt some skeptics! 🔮👻 #SpookySpinalAdjustments

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Me as the therapist: “Listen, just take a nap!”

  Commentary:
  "Therapist of the Year award goes to… *drumroll*… Me! 🏆💤 Who needs therapy when you can just nap your problems away, am I right?! 😂 #NapTherapy"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: When you wish you could tell someone that won’t stop talking “Okay, we’re out of time today”, just like a therapist.

  Commentary:
  "Sometimes you just need a virtual hourglass to flip and casually drop the 'out of time' bomb like a pro therapist! ⏳💬😅 #SorryNotSorry"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My therapist is so lucky. I’m like a Netflix Original that pays her to watch.

  Commentary:
  "Feeling like a non-stop drama series every therapy session, with plot twists and character development for days! 🍿💁‍♂️ #TherapyGoals"

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