32 Funny therapist quotes — Wordgag ツ

Is it a good sign when your therapist keeps saying Ka-Ching?

Jan 26, 2025

Asked my therapist who their therapist was and went to see them. Asked them the same thing until I got to the final boss therapist and defeated them with my train wreck of a life.

Jan 25, 2025

Right now somebody’s therapist is hearing about YOU.

Jan 25, 2025

I only attract psychopaths. If you’ve ever had a crush on me, find a therapist.

Jan 25, 2025

My girlfriend wants us to try couples counseling and I said we should use my therapist because he already knows what’s wrong with her.

Jan 24, 2025

My therapist says he can’t take any more of my talk and that I should join a group. So, here I am.

Jan 24, 2025

My therapist is fluffy and walks on four paws.

Jan 23, 2025

Massage therapist asked how I felt about chiropractics and I told her the guy who invented it says he learned it from a ghost, and that shut the conversation down pretty quick.

Jan 23, 2025

Me as the therapist: “Listen, just take a nap!”

Jan 22, 2025

When you wish you could tell someone that won’t stop talking “Okay, we’re out of time today”, just like a therapist.

Jan 22, 2025

My therapist is so lucky. I’m like a Netflix Original that pays her to watch.

Jan 21, 2025

Asked my therapist who their therapist was and went to see them. Asked them the same thing until I got to the final boss therapist and defeated them with my trainwreck of a life.

Jan 20, 2025