Commentary:
"Well, looks like this therapist decided to hand you over like a hot potato 🥔🌶️ But hey, don't worry, group therapy can be like a stand-up comedy show with a touch of emotional support 🤝🎤🤣 So get ready to share the spotlight and spread some laughs… or tears 😅😭 #GroupTherapyJourney"
Commentary:
"Who needs a therapist when you have a fluffy friend with four paws ready to lend an ear? 🐾 Sometimes all you need is a good belly rub session to feel like you're on cloud nine! ☁️ #PawsitiveVibesOnly"

Massage therapist asked how I felt about chiropractics and I told her the guy who invented it says he learned it from a ghost, and that shut the conversation down pretty quick.
Commentary:
Sounds like that ghostly inventor really knows how to crack some spines and haunt some skeptics! 🔮👻 #SpookySpinalAdjustments

When you wish you could tell someone that won’t stop talking “Okay, we’re out of time today”, just like a therapist.
Commentary:
"Sometimes you just need a virtual hourglass to flip and casually drop the 'out of time' bomb like a pro therapist! ⏳💬😅 #SorryNotSorry"
Commentary:
"Feeling like a non-stop drama series every therapy session, with plot twists and character development for days! 🍿💁♂️ #TherapyGoals"

Asked my therapist who their therapist was and went to see them. Asked them the same thing until I got to the final boss therapist and defeated them with my trainwreck of a life.
Commentary:
"Taking therapy to a whole new level: from patient to therapist hunter! 🦸♂️💥 Final boss defeat achieved – My life may be a trainwreck, but at least I'm the conductor! 🚂😂"