294 Funny think quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My parents think they know me.

  Commentary:
  "Well, well, well… Parents, the ultimate experts on all things 'You'. 🧐👪 Don't they know you better than you know yourself? 🤔 Time to add 'mind-reader' to their resumes! 🤣 #ParentalPerceptions #TheyGotThis"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I think it broke my boyfriend’s heart when I said he couldn’t have Salma Hayek for Valentine’s Day.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like Valentine's Day plans just got celebrity-crushed! 💔 Sorry, boyfriend, but sharing Salma Hayek might be a bit out of the budget. 😜 Maybe next year you can aim for someone a wee bit more attainable! 😉"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I used to think I was indecisive, but I’m not too sure any more.

  Commentary:
  "Are you feeling indecisive or just not too sure? 🤔 Don't worry, it's normal to feel a little bit of both! Embrace your uncertainty with a touch of humor 😄💭 #indecisiveornot"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments.

  Commentary:
  "Feeling invisible? Just default on a payment or two and watch the VIP treatment arrive faster than you can say 'overdraft fee' 😂💸 #MoneyTalks #PayToPlay"

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