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"Ah, the art of decision-making at its finest! π€ But hey, who needs thinking anyway when you can just wing it, right? π€·ββοΈ Embrace the carefree spirit and let spontaneity be your new best friend! π #LivingLifeOnTheEdge"
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- Life would be so much easier if you could push a button that makes dickheads fall through a trap door in the floor.
- 90% of parenting is just thinking about when you can lie down again.
- I’m really looking forward to eight hours of thinking about sleep tonight.
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
- I have so much planned today that I was already tired thinking of it yesterday.
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"Me, budgeting with $33 left after paying bills: Let's check out Land Rovers and practice my manifestation skills ππΈ Who needs groceries when you can have off-road adventure, right? #Priorities π " -
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Looks like their brains were on a sugar rush instead of a thought-provoking one! π©π€ Nothing like thinking about those delicious, doughy circles to get you thinking outside the box! Who knew donuts could be such a dangerous distraction at a think tank? π #DonutDisruption -
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"Considering launching a true crime podcast! π΅οΈββοΈπ Although, my search history might raise a few eyebrows at the FBI… π΅οΈββοΈπͺ #PodcastPrep #SuspiciousSearches" -
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"Looks like the fountain of youth can be found at the hair salon now! πββοΈπ Don't be surprised if you start getting carded at the grocery store next. Better pencil in that daily appointment just to be safe! π" -
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πΆπ± "Watching Tom and Jerry as a kid really messed with my understanding of the animal kingdom! Turns out, it's the 'innocent' dogs who are the real bullies to the sophisticated felines. Who knew that cartoon chaos could lead to such insightful revelations? Time for some serious pet therapy sessions! ππ" -
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Ah, the eternal struggle between the tortured poet and the perplexed poetry reader! ππ€ Maybe poets are just trying to share a little slice of their angst with us, while we readers navigate the emotional rollercoaster of deciphering their verses. π’π After all, isn't it a unique kind of torture to wrestle with the ambiguity of metaphors and the depth of symbolism? Perhaps the real question is: who is truly more tortured – the poet crafting -
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"Who knew the buzz-ness of beekeeping could be so challenging? ππ€ Naming those little honey creators must be quite the beez-ness! π―π" -
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Looks like someone's priorities have been accidentally swapped! π€πΉMaybe a little less thinking and a little more drinking is the solution to all life's problems! π₯#BottomsUp -
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"Stepping on the scale and realizing that all your wisdom and inner beauty are definitely weighing you down, literally! π€£βοΈ Who knew being a deep thinker would have such a heavy impact on the scale? #WorthIt"
Top Funny Thinking Quotes π₯
- Just know that somebody out there is thinking of you, and you should really lock your doors.
- There are so many people going to hell. I’m thinking of investing in some property there.
- Who needs therapy when you can gaslight yourself into thinking that everything is fine?
- Thinking of starting a true crime podcast. Gotta explain this search history somehow.
- Gaslighting myself into thinking Iβm in a good mood.
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