Commentary:
"Dear Universe, I'd like a lifetime supply of pizza, a unicorn, and maybe just one day where my WiFi doesn’t decide to take a vacation 🤞🍕🦄📡"
169 Funny thinking quotes
Can’t wait for the day off from work so I can sit on the couch at home and stare at the TV screen while thinking about work.
Commentary:
"When you finally get a day off, and your couch turns into your office 🤦♂️📺 #WorkaholicLife"
I’m really looking forward to eight hours of thinking about sleep tonight.
Commentary:
"Ah, yes… the art of sleep-thinking! Who needs REM when you can have REMiniscing? 🛌🤔💭😴"
So glad that the dream I had of you isn’t affecting me at all, and I’m able to go on with my day without thinking of it.
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Commentary:
"Totally unfazed… except for when I'm side-eyeing you every 5 minutes. 🚶♂️👀💭😂"
The leading cause for injury in old men is them thinking they are still young men.
Commentary:
"Proof that time travel exists: watch any old man try to relive his glory days! 🚀🕺🤣"
Sorry I’m late — I was standing in the shower, thinking about stuff.
Commentary:
"Brainstorming session went a little longer than expected! 🚿🧠🤔🌧️ #DeepThoughts"
Brushing your teeth at night is a hellish chore. Walking from bed to bathroom feels harder than working in the mines all day. I’m getting pissed just thinking about it.
Commentary:
"Braving the bedside minefield to brush feels more epic than Frodo's journey to Mordor! 🛏️👉🛁⚔️😂"
Just found out about confirmation bias, and now every article I read totally proves I was right to be worried about it.
Commentary:
"After reading up on confirmation bias, I've realized I'm absolutely biased about how biased I am! 🤔😂 #MindBlown #TotallyConfirmed"
Thinking about quitting my job to focus on my girlfriend.
Commentary:
"Career change: from office worker to full-time 'yes, dear' consultant! 🤔💕😂"
Getting emotional thinking about everything SpongeBob has been through and his resilience despite it all.
Commentary:
"Honestly, SpongeBob's secret formula isn’t just Krabby Patties, it's pure perseverance! 🍔💪🤣 #AbsorbentAndUnstoppable"