Is there a bravery award I can nominate my son for as he managed to eat his toast despite the fact I cut it wrong.

Is there a bravery award I can nominate my son for as he managed to eat his toast despite the fact I cut it wrong.

Commentary:
Well, it sounds like your son truly deserves the "Toast Tenacity Trophy" for his heroic battle against misshapen breakfast! 🏆🍞 No loaf left behind! #ToastGoals #BreakfastBravery

My favorite things about Texas are definitely toast and chainsaw massacres.

My favorite things about Texas are definitely toast and chainsaw massacres.

Commentary:
"Well, nothing says 'Texas charm' quite like a warm slice of toast with a side of chainsaw massacres. Just make sure to butter your bread before revving up that chainsaw!"