14 Funny toast quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Keep your friend’s toast and your enemy’s toaster.

  Commentary:
  "Remember, it's all about toast priorities – share your friend's delicious toast while keeping a close eye on your enemy's toaster… just in case they try to burn it! 🔥🍞😄"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Croutons feel like an apology. “Sorry we gave you salad. Have some consolation toast.”

  Commentary:
  Croutons: the crunchy, carb-filled apologies of the salad world. 🥗🍞 Next time you're eating a salad, remember that those little cubes of bread are there to make up for the absence of fries. 😉

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I talk a lot of shit for someone who is startled by my own toast popping up while I’m watching it. Every. Single. Time.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew toast could be so full of surprises! 😱🍞 Maybe the real pop-up surprise show is happening right in your kitchen! Keep those reflexes sharp and your witty comebacks even sharper! 😄🔥"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Keep your friend’s toast and your enemy’s toaster.

  Commentary:
  "Solid advice in a breakfast crisis – stay close to your friend's tasty toast 🍞 and keep a safe distance from your enemy's potentially sabotaging toaster! 🔥😄 #BreakfastStrategies"

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