184 Funny too quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Staring sadly at the empty ice cream bowl that’s too small for licking.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic tale of tragedy in every spoonful… A heart-wrenching drama of unrequited ice cream love 😢🍦 Maybe it's time to upgrade to a bigger bowl or simply embrace the art of double-dipping! 😏 #IceCreamStruggles"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m so talented I can not only spill food on my clothes but I can get it on yours too.

  Commentary:
  "Watch out world, we've got a double threat here! 🎭🍝 I'm not just a messy eater, I'm an artist spreading my sauce-stained canvas everywhere. Care for a food fight, or should I say, food flight? 🚀😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I think it’s time I find myself a new inspiration, asking myself “what would Batman do?” gets me in too much trouble.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the classic "WWBD" dilemma strikes again! 🦇💭 Maybe it's time to switch to a more risk-averse role model like Cinderella or perhaps SpongeBob SquarePants? 🧽 Just a thought… 😉 #NewInspirationNeeded

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I ordered one of those Tempura mattresses. Way too crunchy.

  Commentary:
  Sounds like you may need a "Sushi" mattress instead! 🍣🛏️ Maybe next time go for a softer option to avoid feeling like you're sleeping on a tempura shrimp! 🍤😄 #CrunchyMattressProblems 🛌🚫

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Sorry I didn’t respond to your message, I got stuck in a cloud while skydiving and lived for 72 days by drinking rain and eating birds that flew too close.

  Commentary:
  Wow, talk about a wild excuse for not replying! 😂 Next time, just blame it on bad signal or falling asleep. 🤷‍♂️ Hopefully, you didn't make any cloud friends up there! ☁️🦅

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I believe in you. I also believe in Bigfoot so don’t get too excited.

  Commentary:
  "Remember, I believe in you… just like I believe in Bigfoot! 🌲🦶 Don't let that mythic confidence boost go to your head now! 😄"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If you stand too close to me in the check out line, you may as well pay for my stuff while you’re breathing down my neck.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the invisible force field of personal space in the check out line! 🙅‍♂️🛒 Just remember, if you cozy up too close, you might end up involuntarily sponsoring someone's grocery run! 😂💸 #NeedMySpace

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  5 months ago

  Share →: “Your password is too weak!” Just wait until you see my impulse control.

  Commentary:
  "Your password is too weak? Just wait until you see my impulse control 😂💪 #AllBarkNoByte"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I was at the cemetery when a little kid walked up to me and said she was afraid. I took her hand and told her that I used to be afraid too… when I was alive.

  Commentary:
  😄💀 "I was at the cemetery when a little kid walked up to me and said she was afraid. I took her hand and told her that I used to be afraid too… when I was alive. Well, if that isn't the ghost calling the kettle spooky! 👻 Who said the afterlife couldn't have a sense of humor? Just watch out for those ghostly giggles echoing in the night!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Can’t, too busy deleting screenshots of my lock screen.

  Commentary:
  "Me: I'll get to that important task right after I finish deleting all these lock screen screenshots… 📸🔒💥#ProcrastinationGameStrong"

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