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156 Funny too quotes

Need to shave my legs again. Blow-drying takes far too long.

3 months ago

Too young to retire, too poor to quit and too fat to strip – so let’s move on.

3 months ago

The only reason I haven’t gone crazy yet is because I’m just too lazy.

3 months ago

That beeping of the parking assistant when you get too close to other cars. I’d like that for people.

3 months ago

Diet tip: Your pants can’t get too tight if you never wear any.

3 months ago

Woke up feeling not too shabby for a 60-year-old. The only problem is I’m still in my 40s.

3 months ago

The Playstation is broken and the child has noticed that I live here too.

3 months ago

Eight times a day, I ask myself which object in the office will hurt me enough so that I can go home, but at the same time won’t hurt too much.

3 months ago

We often come across people in life who make us think: “Oh look, evolution takes a break too!”

3 months ago

Got banned from the sauna at my gym for saying “steam me up, Scotty” a few too many times.

3 months ago

Remember when we had to smack the TV because the channel wasn’t coming in clearly? I feel that way about far too many people.

3 months ago

The main problem is that far too many people have far too easy access to podcast equipment.

3 months ago

Fog. When nature is too lazy to load the complete environment.

3 months ago

Took a bunch of Ibuprofen to keep my posts from being too inflammatory.

3 months ago

If you’re worried that you added too much cheese to the recipe, I am here to reassure you that you did not.

3 months ago

I could never give up my dog, he knows too much.

3 months ago