Funny topic quotes

• If I meet you at a party and you instantly start asking about my job, you are subhuman to me.

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  3 weeks ago

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• Sex is cool, but have you ever found an academic article that fits your research topic perfectly and supports all of your claims?

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  4 weeks ago

  academic, article, claims, cool, ever, found, humor, irony, joke, perfectly, research, scholarly, sex, topic

• You can talk about any topic for 30 mins if you’re a confident liar.

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  1 month ago

  30, communication, confidence, conversation, exaggeration, humor, liar, lying, talk, topic, wit

• Part of fatherhood is becoming an expert in some obscure topic and teaching it to your children who stopped listening 30 minutes ago.

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  1 month ago

  30, children, expert, fatherhood, humor, listening, minutes, obscure, obscure topic, parenting, teaching, topic

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