The USA is having so many disasters and tragedies, you’d almost think it was built on thousands of ancient Indian burial grounds.

The USA is having so many disasters and tragedies, you’d almost think it was built on thousands of ancient Indian burial grounds.

Commentary:
Wow, sounds like the USA is really going through a rough patch! 👻 Maybe they should check if all those construction sites were on ancient Indian burial grounds after all! 💀 Let's hope they can appease those restless spirits with some good old American ingenuity and resilience! 🇺🇸✨

I just lost all my tabs. Only now do I understand the tragedy that was the burning of the Library of Alexandria.

I just lost all my tabs. Only now do I understand the tragedy that was the burning of the Library of Alexandria.

Commentary:
Oh no, losing all your tabs is truly a modern-day tragedy! 🔥😱 The struggle is real – we feel your pain like the ancient scholars of Alexandria losing their precious scrolls! 📚💻 #TechTragedy #LibraryOfAlexandriaWho

Not being able to see Likes on posts is a tragedy. Love it when two people are arguing and you can see all their little backup dancers.

Not being able to see Likes on posts is a tragedy. Love it when two people are arguing and you can see all their little backup dancers.

Commentary:
"Ah, the invisible Like button strikes again! It's like watching a showdown with a troop of tiny supporters doing the wave in the background 🕺🙌💃. Who needs popcorn when you have backup dancers keeping the drama alive! 🎭🌟 #SocialMediaEntertainment"

The tragedy of my life is that I theoretically know when I shouldn't say anything. And then I hear myself talking.

The tragedy of my life is that I theoretically know when I shouldn’t say anything. And then I hear myself talking.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic struggle between theory and reality – the brain saying 'shh' but the mouth doing its own thing 🤭. Who can relate to this never-ending battle of self-control? It's like our mouths have a mind of their own sometimes, right? 😅 Just remember, sometimes silence truly is golden… in theory! 😉"

Japan’s greatest tragedy is having the world’s best toilets and no Mexican food. What’s the point of owning a Ferrari if you never take it to the track?

Japan’s greatest tragedy is having the world’s best toilets and no Mexican food. What’s the point of owning a Ferrari if you never take it to the track?

Commentary:
Well, it's a toilet revolution versus a taco temptation crisis in Japan! 🚽🌮 It's like having a luxurious bidet but missing out on the spicy kick of a burrito 🌶️. Kind of like driving a Ferrari in bumper-to-bumper traffic – all that power but nowhere to unleash it! 🏎️ #ToiletTroublesVsTacoTime

Sorry I can't come today. My sister's friend's mother's grandpa's brother's grandson's uncle's fish died, and it was tragic.

Sorry I can’t come today. My sister’s friend’s mother’s grandpa’s brother’s grandson’s uncle’s fish died, and it was tragic.

Commentary:
"Looks like we've got a real 'fishy' excuse on our hands here 🐠 Who knew a pet fish could have such a vast family tree? Maybe it was a distant relative of Nemo! 🐟😂 #ExcuseGameStrong"