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The USA is having so many disasters and tragedies, you’d almost think it was built on thousands of ancient Indian burial grounds.

3 months ago

I just lost all my tabs. Only now do I understand the tragedy that was the burning of the Library of Alexandria.

3 months ago

Not being able to see Likes on posts is a tragedy. Love it when two people are arguing and you can see all their little backup dancers.

3 months ago

The tragedy of my life is that I theoretically know when I shouldn’t say anything. And then I hear myself talking.

3 months ago

Japan’s greatest tragedy is having the world’s best toilets and no Mexican food. What’s the point of owning a Ferrari if you never take it to the track?

3 months ago

Sorry I can’t come today. My sister’s friend’s mother’s grandpa’s brother’s grandson’s uncle’s fish died, and it was tragic.

3 months ago