Funny tragedy quotes

• I missed out on drowning tragically young in a suburban swimming pool.

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  2 weeks ago

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• Breaking news: Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake.

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  2 months ago

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• A beautiful woman should never have to send an email. Yet, such tragedies occur every day.

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  2 months ago

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• The USA is having so many disasters and tragedies, you’d almost think it was built on thousands of ancient Indian burial grounds.

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  2 months ago

  ancient, burial, burial ground, disasters, ground, having, humor, indian, irony, think, tragedy, USA

• I just lost all my tabs. Only now do I understand the tragedy that was the burning of the Library of Alexandria.

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  2 months ago

  alexandria, browsing, history, humor, i, internet, just, knowledge, library, Library of Alexandria, loss, lost, tabs, tragedy, understand

• Not being able to see Likes on posts is a tragedy. Love it when two people are arguing and you can see all their little backup dancers.

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  3 months ago

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• The tragedy of my life is that I theoretically know when I shouldn’t say anything. And then I hear myself talking.

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  3 months ago

  hear, humor, i, know, life, myself, say, silence, talking, theoretically, tragedy

• Japan’s greatest tragedy is having the world’s best toilets and no Mexican food. What’s the point of owning a Ferrari if you never take it to the track?

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  3 months ago

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• Sorry I can’t come today. My sister’s friend’s mother’s grandpa’s brother’s grandson’s uncle’s fish died, and it was tragic.

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  3 months ago

  brother, died, excuse, fish, friend, friends, grandpa, grandson, humor, i, mother, sister, sorry, today, tragedy, uncle

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