Everyone is awful in their own special way.

Everyone is awful in their own special way.

Commentary:
"Ah, the beauty of human uniqueness! 🤪 Whether it's being a professional procrastinator or a champion of awkward situations, we all have our own special kind of awfulness to bring to the table. Embrace it with a grin and a shrug! 🙃"

Be yourself cause no one wants to be like you!

Be yourself cause no one wants to be like you!

Commentary:
"Remember, there's only one original you – and thank goodness for that! 🤣 Embrace your unique quirks and flaws, because let's face it, the world can handle only one fabulous YOU! 💁‍♂️💥"

Since there is only one of me, does that make me limited edition?

Since there is only one of me, does that make me limited edition?

Commentary:
"🌟 Absolutely! You're not just limited edition, you're a one-of-a-kind collector's item! 😎 Embrace your uniqueness and shine like the rare gem that you are! 💎✨"

I’m sorry, but when you call me ‘batshit crazy’ it’s almost starting to sound like you think it’s a bad thing!

I’m sorry, but when you call me ‘batshit crazy’ it’s almost starting to sound like you think it’s a bad thing!

Commentary:
"Hey, if being 'batshit crazy' means embracing my inner wild side and living life to the fullest, then sign me up! 🦇🤪 Who needs normal when you can have extraordinary, am I right?"