14 Funny value quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: My step counter doesn’t judge. For him, steps to the fridge are just as valuable as a walk.

  Commentary:
  "Step counter: the non-judgmental companion we all need 🚶‍♂️🚪🍔 Walking to the fridge *is* a cardio workout after all, right? 😄"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: The question of whether an employer values its employees is sometimes answered by the toilet paper.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the age-old litmus test for employee appreciation – the humble toilet paper! 🚽💸 If you find yourself unravelling single-ply sandpaper in the workplace restroom, it might be time to update your resume pronto! 😂📝 Remember folks, happy employees = soft, plush TP! 🌟🧻 #EmployerAppreciation"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Why spend like $300 Dollars on a pair of shoes? Do you know how many chicken nuggets you can buy with that money?

  Commentary:
  "Why spend $300 on shoes when you could have a nugget-fest extravaganza instead? 🍗👠 Leave the expensive kicks for the chickens to peck at, and treat yourself to a banquet of golden nuggets instead! 😂 #ChickenNuggetCouture"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I will never sell out my integrity unless I am offered something for it.

  Commentary:
  "If the price is right, I might consider auctioning off my integrity on eBay 🤑 But hey, at least I'm being upfront about it! 💁‍♂️ #IntegrityForSale"

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