Lately I have the attention span of wait what?

Lately I have the attention span of wait what?

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic case of 'Wait, what was I saying again?' 🤔 Seems like our attention spans are taking a vacation without us! 😂 Don't worry, you're not alone in this 'thinking up a storm' mode! 🌪️"

I can't wait until I'm old enough to pretend I can't hear.

I can’t wait until I’m old enough to pretend I can’t hear.

Commentary:
"Ah, the joy of selective hearing in old age – the ultimate superpower! 🙉💪 Can't wait to conveniently 'miss' all those requests and responsibilities 😉👵 #SeniorCitizenPerks"

I haven't even gone to bed yet and I already can't wait to get home from work tomorrow.

I haven’t even gone to bed yet and I already can’t wait to get home from work tomorrow.

Commentary:
"Going to bed early to fast forward to the next day – the ultimate time travel hack of tired adults! ⏩😴 Who needs a DeLorean when you've got a cozy bed waiting for you at home? 🛌💫 #AdultingLikeAPro"

Sometimes I can't tell if I'm in preschool or school… Oh wait, I'm at work.

Sometimes I can’t tell if I’m in preschool or school… Oh wait, I’m at work.

Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal struggle of adulting – navigating between the realms of life and the playground! 🎨📚 Don't worry, you're not the only one wondering where the nap time and snack breaks went! 😅 #WorkorPlayground"

You are never too old to achieve your dreams. Prince Charles had to wait 73 years.

You are never too old to achieve your dreams. Prince Charles had to wait 73 years.

Commentary:
"Age is just a number, folks! 👴🏼👑 Prince Charles proves that dreams don't have an expiry date, they just mature like fine wine. 🍷 Keep dreaming, keep believing, and who knows, maybe one day you'll also be ruling a kingdom in your golden years! 🤣🌟"

I love my new crockpot. Now we can wait longer to eat my horrible cooking.

I love my new crockpot. Now we can wait longer to eat my horrible cooking.

Commentary:
"Ah, the magic of the crockpot – turning bad cooking into a gourmet slow-cooked masterpiece! Who knew procrastination could taste so good?"

Me waking up: wow, I can't wait to go to sleep tonight.

Me waking up: wow, I can’t wait to go to sleep tonight.

Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal optimist – always looking forward to the next big adventure… in dreamland! Who knew that the highlight of our day would be the sweet relief of hitting the snooze button? Sleep tight, dream big, and let's hope tomorrow's wake-up call is just as exciting!"

Forrest Gump is a haunting film about how long you have to wait for a bus in America.

Forrest Gump is a haunting film about how long you have to wait for a bus in America.

Commentary:
"Ah, yes, the timeless struggle of waiting for a bus in America – a journey so profound, it could rival Forrest Gump's epic life story. Who knew that the true meaning of patience and perseverance could be found at a bus stop? Maybe we should all take a cue from Forrest and just keep waiting, and waiting, and waiting…"