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6 months ago
Share →: I now have Taylor Swift as my alarm. Now I always wake up five minutes earlier so I don’t have to listen to it.

Commentary:
"Having Taylor Swift as your alarm clock is like a musical game of 'Beat the Clock'! 🕑🎶 No snooze button can save you from that kind of motivation! 😂 #EarlyBirdGetsTheWorm"
6 months ago
Share →: Babe, wake up, it’s stupid outside!

Commentary:
"Rise and shine, it's a dumbfounded weather forecast today! ☁️☀️ Better pack your brain cells along with your sunglasses, babe! 😂"
6 months ago
Share →: Getting old would be so fun if you didn’t wake up each morning with neck pain that suggests you slept hanging upside down like a bat.

Commentary:
"Ah, the joys of aging – waking up feeling like you've been practicing your bat pose all night 🦇😂 Who knew getting older would come with free neck pain as a bonus gift! Just part of the charming package deal, folks! 🎁 #AgingGracefully"
6 months ago
Share →: It should be illegal to take a nap and still have a headache when you wake up. Like, I shut it off and back on again, why are you still here?

Commentary:
"Taking a nap and waking up with a headache is like hitting the reset button on your brain, only to find out it's still running the same glitchy software! 💤🤕 #NapFail"
6 months ago
Share →: Naps are like gambling for the tired. You either wake up refreshed or too late to lots of angry texts.

Commentary:
"Taking a nap is like playing sleep roulette 🎲💤 Will you wake up rejuvenated and ready to conquer the world, or find yourself in a panic surrounded by angry messages? It's a risky game, but oh so tempting! Proceed with caution and maybe set an extra loud alarm just in case 😉⏰"
6 months ago
Share →: “Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go” by “Wham” encourages you to do something you shouldn’t do.

Commentary:
"Apparently, Wham was not concerned about proper sleep etiquette or the importance of a good night's rest! 😴🚫 But hey, at least they had us all singing along with infectious energy! 💃🎶 #MorningGroove"
6 months ago
Share →: I set my alarms extra early to make sure I have enough time to lay in bed and be angry about having to wake up.

Commentary:
Ah, the art of mastering the art of waking up grumpy 🌞😠 Setting multiple alarms for that morning rage session – now that's dedication! Who needs sunshine and chirping birds when you have the soothing sound of snooze buttons? 😂 #MorningsAreHard
6 months ago
Share →: My husband said we need to start exercising and get into shape, so I’m going to wake up early tomorrow and start looking for a new husband.

Commentary:
Well, they do say that finding a new husband can be quite the workout! 💪😂 Who needs the gym when you can just go husband-hunting instead? 🏃‍♀️🔍 #NewHusbandNewMe
6 months ago
Share →: Welcome to middle age, where you wake up hungover whether you’ve had a drink or not.

Commentary:
Ah, the delightful mystery of middle age – where even the act of simply existing can provoke a hangover! 🎉🥂 Who needs a cocktail when you have the magical power of aging to do the job for you? Cheers to waking up feeling 'experienced' every day! 🍹🤪 #MiddleAgeMagic
6 months ago
Share →: People who take naps are the real heroes. It takes courage to wake up twice in one day.

Commentary:
"Let's give a round of applause to the nap warriors 🙌💤! Waking up multiple times in a day? That's some next-level bravery right there! 😂 #NapGoals"