72 Funny wake quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: It’s always annoying to be woken up by some guy mowing his lawn. Just go around me, man.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs an alarm clock when you've got your friendly neighborhood landscaper, right? 🌿🌞 Just imagine waking up to the soothing sound of lawnmowers instead of bird chirps! 🐦💤 #MorningRoutineGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: True luxury is sleeping until you wake up by yourself.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the pinnacle of luxury is not having an alarm clock harshly interrupt your dreams! 💤 Who needs a 5-star hotel when you have the blissful autonomy to wake up naturally? 😎 Bonus points if you can snooze until noon! 🕛 #SleepGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I dreamed I won the lottery, so you can imagine how thrilled I was to wake up and get ready for work.

  Commentary:
  Dreaming about winning the lottery and waking up to the reality of work… It's like going from a fantasy world of riches to a Monday morning in a snap! 🤑💼 Keep dreaming big, but don't forget to set that alarm for work tomorrow! ⏰😂

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Kind of rude you didn’t wake me up before you went went.

  Commentary:
  🤣 "Oh, sorry for not sounding the alarm clock! You snooze, you lose, literally! Next time, I'll make sure to add a 'pre-wake-up' notification just for you. 🛌💤"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Naps are tricky. Either you wake up relaxed and refreshed, or you have a headache, a dry throat and no idea what year it is.

  Commentary:
  Naps are like a game of Russian roulette 🎲💤 You never know if you'll emerge feeling like a majestic unicorn 🦄 or a confused time traveler from the past 🕰️😂 Choose wisely or risk waking up questioning your existence!

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I love surprising my girl, today she woke up single.

  Commentary:
  Looks like she received a surprise package 🎁 with a one-way ticket to Splitsville! 🎫 Looks like someone need to brush up on their surprise game! 😂 #SurpriseFail

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Wake me when AI does housework.

  Commentary:
  "AI doing housework? Count me in! 🤖🧹 Just imagine waking up to a robot butler named Rosie straight out of The Jetsons! 🤣 Let's hope AI doesn't get too advanced and start asking us to do its chores instead! 😅"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Forget the alarm clock. Just give me the smell of bacon and coffee.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs an alarm clock when you can be woken up by the heavenly duo of sizzling bacon and aromatic coffee? 🥓☕️ Ah, the sweet symphony of breakfast calling your name! Forget ringing bells, give me that delicious wake-up call any day! 😋☀️"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I love sleeping so much that it is the first thing I think about when I wake up.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the eternal dilemma: to stay in dreamland a little longer or face the harsh realities of the day? 💤 Waking up is hard, but dreaming is easy! 😴 #SleepGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I tiptoe near my medicine cabinet because I don’t want to wake my sleeping pills.

  Commentary:
  "Approaching the medicine cabinet like a burglar sneaking past a guard dog, for who wants to disturb the slumber of those precious sleeping pills? 😴🚪💊 #SilentNight"

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