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- I’m one of those lucky people that can eat whatever they want and not put on any clothes.
- Just once, I want a username and password prompt to say: “Close Enough.”
- Things I don’t want in my future house: An angry man.
- I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. I didn’t want to interrupt her.
- Boyfriend hasn’t accepted my LinkedIn request yet. He doesn’t want to connect. He doesn’t want to build.
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