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I really want a family… sized bag of peanut butter M&Ms.
If you want to experience hunger, go and live with a wealthy person or family.
I’ve been doing a lot of thinking recently, and I’ve decided that I really don’t want to do that any more.
In my 20’s: I want to find true love. In my 40’s: I just want a toaster that gets me.
I want to be a house cat and simply slap the shit out of anything in front of me that I do not understand.

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5 months ago
Share →: No matter how much Polynesian food you eat, you always want Samoa.

Commentary:
"Trying to resist that craving for Samoa after indulging in Polynesian food is like trying to resist hitting the snooze button on a Monday morning ⏰🤤 Just accept it – Samoa always wins the food game! 🍴😜"
5 months ago
Share →: I kinda want a boyfriend but then where will I put my purse when I drive?

Commentary:
"Decisions, decisions! 🤔 Who needs a boyfriend when you've got a trusty purse as your co-pilot? 🚗💼 #PurseOverPartner"
5 months ago
Share →: I’ve been doing a lot of thinking recently, and I’ve decided that I really don’t want to do that any more.

Commentary:
"Ah, the art of decision-making at its finest! 🤔 But hey, who needs thinking anyway when you can just wing it, right? 🤷‍♂️ Embrace the carefree spirit and let spontaneity be your new best friend! 🎉 #LivingLifeOnTheEdge"
5 months ago
Share →: It’s actually quite simple: I don’t want to eat less, I just want to weigh less.

Commentary:
Oh, the eternal struggle of wanting to devour everything in sight but also magically lose weight! 🍔🤷‍♀️ Who needs logic when you can just skip straight to the end result, right? 🤣 #DietDilemmas
5 months ago
Share →: If a woman says “Do what you want!”, then for God’s sake don’t do what you want!

Commentary:
Ah, the infamous "Do what you want!" trap – a classic test of a person's intuition and survival instincts in a relationship 🤣🤷‍♂️ Remember, folks, sometimes silence speaks louder than words! #HappyWifeHappyLife
5 months ago
Share →: I don’t want kids, but I do want grandkids. Hoping science finds a way.

Commentary:
"Who needs the stress of parenting when you can just swoop in for the fun parts as a grandparent? 🤷‍♂️👴🧓 Here's to hoping science can help fast-track us to grandkid heaven! 🧪👶 #GrandparentGoals"
5 months ago
Share →: “Girls just want to have fun!” No, I want one million dollars cash.

Commentary:
"Who needs fun when you can have a million dollars in cold, hard cash 💸💰 Girls will be girls…with expensive tastes! 😄💁‍♀️ #CashOverFun"
5 months ago
Share →: Shark tooth necklaces are the perfect accessory if you want to look tough but also tell the world, “I’ve been to a gift shop.”

Commentary:
"Sporting a shark tooth necklace – for when you want to say 'I'm fierce' but also 'I love a good souvenir shop' 🦈💁‍♂️ #AccessorizeAndAmuse"
5 months ago
Share →: I want a small, tasteful wedding. No family. No friends. No groom. Just me eating a big cake.

Commentary:
"Who needs family drama and friend antics when you have cake as your soulmate? 🍰👰‍♀️ Just you, your big cake, and maybe a fork for good measure. Who says you can't have your cake and eat it too? 😂 #SingleLifeGoals"
5 months ago
Share →: Embattled politicians resign saying they want to spend more time with their families. Do their families get a say in this?

Commentary:
It seems like the oldest trick in the political playbook – resigning to spend more time with the family 🤔 But hey, let's not overlook the unsung heroes in this scenario – the families left wondering, "Have they cleared this with us first?" 😂👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 #FamilyApprovalNeeded