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5 months ago
Share →: How do I tell Instagram I don’t want to see guys almost eaten by gators?

Commentary:
"Maybe just post a selfie with the caption 'I prefer my gators on a handbag, not on a menu.' 🐊📸 #BewareOfTheGators"

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5 months ago
Share →: I tiptoe near my medicine cabinet because I don’t want to wake my sleeping pills.

Commentary:
"Approaching the medicine cabinet like a burglar sneaking past a guard dog, for who wants to disturb the slumber of those precious sleeping pills? 😴🚪💊 #SilentNight"

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5 months ago
Share →: When I die, I want to come back as a speed bump so I can piss people off.

Commentary:
"Imagine the satisfaction of causing traffic jams and slow commutes in your afterlife as a rebellious speed bump! 😈🚗 Just make sure to bring your 'Slow Down' sign to complete the look! 😂 #SpeedBumpRevenge"

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5 months ago
Share →: I want you to know that whatever problems you’re having, I’m hear to ‘like’ them.

Commentary:
"Hey there, I'm like a virtual support group – hear to 'like' all your problems and make you feel validated! 🤗💬 Remember, you're not alone in this hilarious mess we call life! 🙌😂"

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5 months ago
Share →: I just want a man to look at me the way Doc from ‘Back to the Future’ looks when something exciting happens.

Commentary:
"Life's just not complete until you find someone who stares at you like Doc stares at a flux capacitor. ⚡️🤯 #RelationshipGoals #BackToTheFuture"

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5 months ago
Share →: If you want to be sure that you never forget your wife’s birthday, just try forgetting it once.

Commentary:
"You know you're in trouble when forgetting your wife's birthday feels like playing a dangerous game of memory roulette! 🎲💔 Mark those calendars, gentlemen! #LivingOnTheEdge"

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5 months ago
Share →: I want to be cuddled, but I also want to be left alone. Being crazy is hard.

Commentary:
"Deciding between cuddles and solitude… the eternal struggle of the indecisively crazy. 🤔🤗🚶‍♀️ #CrazyConundrums"

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5 months ago
Share →: I just want someone to miss me the way my 3 year old nephew misses me when I go to the washroom.

Commentary:
"Sometimes we all just want to be missed like we're the only source of entertainment and snacks in the whole wide world 🚽👶💔 #nephewlove"

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5 months ago
Share →: Adulting means growing hair in places you’re not supposed to and losing hair in places you don’t want to.

Commentary:
"Welcome to the delightful world of adulting, where the hair growth is unpredictable and the balding is selective! 🧔🚫💇‍♀️"

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5 months ago
Share →: AirBnB is fun for when you want to be financially abused by a stranger with a binder filled with rules.

Commentary:
"Staying at an AirBnB is like embarking on a thrilling adventure where the main attraction is deciphering the binder of rules left by your friendly neighborhood stranger 🏠💸 Just when you thought you were renting a room, turns out you signed up for a crash course in rule compliance! Who needs amusement parks when you've got an AirBnB experience waiting to bamboozle you 😂 #BinderOfFun #StrictlyAirBnB"

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