19 Funny wash quotes

• Unfortunately, forcing myself to take out the garbage, wash dishes, do a load of laundry, and vacuum has improved my mental health tenfold.

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  1 week ago

  chores, dish, dishes, garbage, health, humor, laundry, load, mental, mental health, myself, self-care, take, unfortunately, vacuum, wash

• If I can’t wash dishes to your album, it ain’t that fire.

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  1 week ago

  album, casual, casual conversation, chores, conversation, cooking, dishes, dishwashing, fire, humor, i, music, wash

• Jeans have the tendency of looking neat when you’re about to wash them.

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  1 week ago

  clothing, humor, jean, jeans, laundry, looking, neat, neatness, tendency, wash, washing

• The fact Head and Shoulders doesn’t have a body wash called Knees and Toes, is disappointing.

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  1 week ago

  body, body wash, brand, called, disappointment, fact, head, Head and Shoulders, humor, hygiene, idea, knees, product, product idea, shampoo, shoulders, t, wash

• You should be able to wash your hair and it stays washed. What do you mean I have to do it again?

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  1 week ago

  able, again, daily, daily routine, frustration, hair, humor, i, mean, routine, should, wash, washing

• Based on the amount of laundry I wash each week, I’m starting to think there are people who live here that I haven’t met yet.

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  1 week ago

  amount, chore, funny observation, here, household, housemate, humor, i, laundry, live, living, living situation, met, mystery, observation, people, situation, starting, think, wash, washing, week

• The only lesson I remember from the pandemic is that you’re only supposed to wash your hands if it’s your birthday.

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  1 week ago

  advice, birthday, COVID-19, hand, hand wash, hands, health, health rule, humor, i, joke, lesson, only, pandemic, quirky, quirky advice, remember, rule, social, social joke, wash

• I’m too tired to shower. Anyone want to wash my back?

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  1 week ago

  anyone, back, bathing, casual, humor, joke, laziness, sarcasm, self-deprecating, shower, tired, tiredness, too, want, wash

• You should always wash your sheets once a week in case they are really ghosts and need a shower.

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  2 weeks ago

  always, case, cleanliness, ghosts, humor, hygiene, laundry, need, once, routine, sheets, should, shower, spooky, wash, week, weekly, weekly routine

• Love is in the air, but so is the flu. Wash your hands!

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  2 weeks ago

  air, cleanliness, flu, hands, health, humor, love, relationship, wash

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