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12 Funny wash quotes

Funny wash quotes bring a splash of humor to your daily routine πŸ§ΌπŸ˜‚ Whether you’re scrubbing dishes, doing laundry, or freshening up, a clever laugh makes chores way more fun! πŸ’¦βœ¨ Get ready to brighten your day with witty words that turn wash time into giggle time. Ready to soak up some smiles? πŸ˜„πŸ›

Doing dishes is like fighting a hydra β€” wash one, and two more appear.

Posted on2 weeks ago2 weeks ago

So heartbreaking to do laundry and realize you can’t wash the clothes you’re literally wearing right now… you will never have a completely fresh start.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

Do people exist who manage to wash, dry, fold, and put away their laundry in the same day?

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

Based on the amount of laundry I wash each week, I’m starting to think there are people who live here that I haven’t met yet.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

The only lesson I remember from the pandemic is that you’re only supposed to wash your hands if it’s your birthday.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I’m too tired to shower. Anyone want to wash my back?

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

You should always wash your sheets once a week in case they are really ghosts and need a shower.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

Love is in the air, but so is the flu. Wash your hands!

Posted on6 months ago

I was abducted by aliens. They made me wash my hands, clean my room, and eat my vegetables. Turns out I was on the mothership.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

Brainwashing is always considered terrible and horrible. But there are many brains that would benefit from a wash.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

Just washed my windows and not a single bloke came out and said β€˜You can do mine next!’ This used to be a real country.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

The closest I’ve come to mastering a martial art is figuring out how to wash my feet in the shower.

Posted onJan 21, 2025

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