Commentary:
"Who knew the mothership had such strict house rules? 👽🚀 At least those aliens have good hygiene standards! Maybe next time they'll abduct you for a playdate?! 🪐🌌"
Commentary:
"Brainwashing gets a bad rap, but maybe some brains just need a little rinse cycle! 🧠💦 After all, a clean mind is a terrible thing to waste! 😉"
Commentary:
"Looks like the neighborhood peeping Toms are slacking off these days! Maybe they're too busy binge-watching Netflix to appreciate your sparkling windows 🪟👀 #NeighborhoodNeglect"
Commentary:
"Looks like this ninja's special move is the 'Soapy Sock Slide' technique! 👣🚿💥 Who needs a black belt when you can have squeaky clean feet instead? 😂 #ShowerNinja"
Commentary:
"Ah, the sweet scent of love mingling with the not-so-fragrant flu bugs 🤧💕 Remember folks, romance is great, but nothing kills the vibe like a runny nose – wash those hands and keep the love strong and germs weak! 🧼🥰"