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Funny wash quotes

Love is in the air, but so is the flu. Wash your hands!

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

I was abducted by aliens. They made me wash my hands, clean my room, and eat my vegetables. Turns out I was on the mothership.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

Brainwashing is always considered terrible and horrible. But there are many brains that would benefit from a wash.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

Just washed my windows and not a single bloke came out and said ‘You can do mine next!’ This used to be a real country.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

The closest I’ve come to mastering a martial art is figuring out how to wash my feet in the shower.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025