Funny quotes wash

Funny wash quotes

Love is in the air, but so is the flu. Wash your hands!

1 month ago

I was abducted by aliens. They made me wash my hands, clean my room, and eat my vegetables. Turns out I was on the mothership.

3 months ago

Brainwashing is always considered terrible and horrible. But there are many brains that would benefit from a wash.

3 months ago

Just washed my windows and not a single bloke came out and said ‘You can do mine next!’ This used to be a real country.

3 months ago

The closest I’ve come to mastering a martial art is figuring out how to wash my feet in the shower.

3 months ago