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They should make you watch a training video and pass a little test before you’re allowed to touch the office coffee maker.
There should be a special rating system for movies that tells you how uncomfortable you’ll be if you watch them with your parents.
When I watch hockey, I pretend they’re fighting over the last Oreo.
If you watch Home Alone backwards it’s a loving story about a kid that heals two men that were savagely beaten.
Oh you won a gold medal at the Olympics? My watch just congratulated me for standing up.

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5 months ago
Share →: I’ve faced more peer pressure to watch certain TV shows than to do drugs.

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Well, in today's world, the real gateway drug might just be Netflix! 📺💊 Just remember, binge-watching can be addictive too. Stay strong in the face of those persuasive plot twists and peer pressures! 🙅‍♂️ #JustSayNoToBadTV
5 months ago
Share →: Person in murder documentary: This is a small town. Things like this don’t happen here. Me: Um, based on the shows I watch, that’s all that happens in small towns.

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🕵️‍♂️🎬 "Person in murder documentary: This is a small town. Things like this don’t happen here. Me: Um, based on the shows I watch, that’s all that happens in small towns." 😂 Sounds like small towns are just as mysterious as big cities, if not more! Who knew they were such hotbeds of crime and drama? 🕵️‍♀️🔍
5 months ago
Share →: Handyman to customer: If I had wanted you to watch me work, I would have become an actor.

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"Looks like this handyman isn't auditioning for a role in the customer's DIY reality show! 🎥😂 Remember folks, he's here to fix, not to entertain! 🔧💡"
5 months ago
Share →: As a kid, I used to watch The Wizard of Oz and wonder how someone could talk if they didn’t have a brain. Then I got social media.

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"Ah, the age-old mystery of brainless chatter! 🧠💬 Social media: where talking without thinking is a superpower! 🤳😂 #NoBrainNoProblem"
5 months ago
Share →: Men: Masters of multitasking – can watch sports, ignore laundry, and forget your birthday, all at once.

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"Men: Masters of multitasking – balancing sports 🏈, laundry 🧺, and remembering important dates like your birthday 🎉…whoops, scratch that last one! 😂"
5 months ago
Share →: If anyone wants to watch the Super Bowl on a large 8k TV, come on over to my place (and bring a large 8k TV).

Commentary:
"Hosting a Super Bowl party at my place! Just a small request – please BYOTV (Bring Your Own TV)! 🏈📺 #SuperBowlSunday #BYOTV"
5 months ago
Share →: A micromanager is someone you pay to watch your top talent walk away.

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"A micromanager is like a gardener who trims away all the flowers and wonders why the garden looks bare 🌸🌿 Don't be surprised if your top talent decides to take a stroll to a more welcoming garden! 🚶‍♂️💼"
5 months ago
Share →: I don’t want to stand, Apple Watch. You stand.

Commentary:
🍎🕒 When the Apple Watch tries to tell you what to do… Who's the boss now, huh? Take a seat Apple Watch, I'm the one in charge of this standing ovation! 😆 #WatchOutApple #SitBackAndRelax
5 months ago
Share →: Oh you won a gold medal at the Olympics? My watch just congratulated me for standing up.

Commentary:
"Wow, a gold medal at the Olympics, huh? That's impressive! Meanwhile, my watch is over here throwing a party just because I managed to stand up without tripping over my own feet 🥇🕺 Keep reaching for those Olympic dreams, watch out for your watch though!⌚😄"
5 months ago
Share →: The good old days, when you didn’t have to charge your watch and it didn’t constantly remind you how fat you were.

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Ah, the good old days when your watch only told you the time and not the number of steps you skipped! ⌚️🍰 #NostalgiaVsReality