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6 months ago
Share →: I’ve got the nativity scene facing the TV, so baby Jesus can watch “Die Hard.”

Commentary:
"Who needs traditional Christmas movies when you've got Baby Jesus getting into the action with Die Hard? 🍿🎄 Talk about taking 'keeping an eye on things' to a whole new level! 😂"
6 months ago
Share →: The only time anyone should watch the news is to study how psychological manipulation works on the general public.

Commentary:
"Ah, the news – where sensational headlines reign supreme and the drama unfolds like a soap opera 🎭! It's like a crash course in how to keep your emotions on a rollercoaster ride 🎢. Just remember to bring your popcorn and a healthy dose of skepticism! 🍿🧐 #StayWoke"
6 months ago
Share →: I hate people that talk to their Apple watch. Fake Power Rangers.

Commentary:
Oh, those Apple Watch chatterboxes thinking they're on a secret mission like the Power Rangers 🍎⌚️💬😄 Perhaps they're just rehearsing their superhero lines in front of the mirror!
6 months ago
Share →: Watching someone else control the computer and doing it differently than you would, is one of life’s greatest challenges.

Commentary:
"Watching someone else navigate the computer like it's a jungle gym instead of a straight path is a true test of patience and a delicate dance of self-restraint… 🙈💻 But hey, variety is the spice of life, right? 😂 #TechStruggles"
6 months ago
Share →: Do y’all watch the results come or do you go to bed and wait to see what Democracy Claus left you in the morning?

Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal dilemma of election night – stay up late for the political thriller or hit the hay and let Democracy Claus surprise you in the morning! 🎅🗳️✨ Who needs a bedtime story when you have the suspense of democracy at work? Sleep tight, dream of ballots, and wake up to unwrap your civic gifts!"
6 months ago
Share →: Once I shot a man with a paintball gun, just to watch him dye.

Commentary:
"Looks like someone took 'colorful' revenge to a whole new level! 🎨💥 Just remember, revenge is a dish best served… in vibrant shades! 😜🌈"
6 months ago
Share →: About to watch Tenet for the first time and I enjoyed it.

Commentary:
"Ah, heading into the mind-bending labyrinth of Tenet for the first time, are we? 🌀 Brace yourself for some reverse entropy shenanigans and Nolan-esque confusion – good luck deciphering time inversion! 🕰️ Remember, understanding Tenet is like trying to solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded… in reverse. Enjoy the brain workout! 🤪🍿 #WelcomeToTheTwistZone"
6 months ago
Share →: Welcome to Netflix. We have every movie but the one you actually want to watch.

Commentary:
"Ah, Netflix, the ultimate tease! All these movies at your disposal, yet the one you're craving is nowhere to be found 🙈🍿 It's like looking for a needle in a haystack, but hey, at least you'll discover some hidden gems along the way! 😅🎥"
6 months ago
Share →: Happy to report that “what time is it/time for you to get a watch” is still being used by the youths.

Commentary:
Well, it looks like the timeless classic comeback of "what time is it/time for you to get a watch" is still ticking strong among the youths ⌚😂! Who knew that telling time could also tell us so much about Generation Z's sass levels! Keep clockin' those witty retorts, young ones! ⏰🕰️
6 months ago
Share →: People who play golf don’t concern me nearly as much as the people who watch it.

Commentary:
"Watching golf is like the stealthy art of applauding while trying not to wake up your nap buddy 😴🏌️‍♂️⛳️ #GolfEnthusiastsVsSpectators"