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6 months ago
Share →: I don’t argue with my kids anymore. I just vacuum every surface of the living room while they’re trying to watch TV.

Commentary:
"Parenting tip: if you can't win an argument with your kids, just overwhelm them with the power of your vacuum cleaner! 🧹📺 Who needs words when you have the ultimate cleaning weapon at your disposal? 😂 #ParentingHacks"
6 months ago
Share →: I like to people-watch, but I’m an advanced people-watcher. When I spot another people-watcher, I like to watch them watching other people.

Commentary:
Ah, the ultimate people-watching inception! 👀👀 It's like a never-ending spiral of watchers watching watchers watching people. 🌀 Who knew spying on humanity could become a meta sport? 🕵️‍♂️ #WatchingTheWatchers
6 months ago
Share →: If you watch Home Alone backwards it’s a loving story about a boy that heals two men that were savagely beaten.

Commentary:
"Watching Home Alone backwards is a heartwarming tale of a kid with magical healing powers! 🏠💫💼 Just a spoonful of Kevin's kindness helps the 'Sticky Bandits' go down… in a less painful way, of course! 😉 #MovieMagic"
6 months ago
Share →: I tell it like it is: Sometimes I watch the calls on my cell phone and just wait for it to stop ringing.

Commentary:
"Well, well, well, look who's a pro at ignoring calls! 📵 Maybe we should nominate you for the 'Avoiding Calls Champion' title! 😂 Who needs a voicemail when you've got your superior call-waiting skills, right? 😜"
6 months ago
Share →: I’ve faced more peer pressure to watch certain TV shows than to do drugs.

Commentary:
Well, in today's world, the real gateway drug might just be Netflix! 📺💊 Just remember, binge-watching can be addictive too. Stay strong in the face of those persuasive plot twists and peer pressures! 🙅‍♂️ #JustSayNoToBadTV
6 months ago
Share →: Person in murder documentary: This is a small town. Things like this don’t happen here. Me: Um, based on the shows I watch, that’s all that happens in small towns.

Commentary:
🕵️‍♂️🎬 "Person in murder documentary: This is a small town. Things like this don’t happen here. Me: Um, based on the shows I watch, that’s all that happens in small towns." 😂 Sounds like small towns are just as mysterious as big cities, if not more! Who knew they were such hotbeds of crime and drama? 🕵️‍♀️🔍
6 months ago
Share →: Handyman to customer: If I had wanted you to watch me work, I would have become an actor.

Commentary:
"Looks like this handyman isn't auditioning for a role in the customer's DIY reality show! 🎥😂 Remember folks, he's here to fix, not to entertain! 🔧💡"
6 months ago
Share →: As a kid, I used to watch The Wizard of Oz and wonder how someone could talk if they didn’t have a brain. Then I got social media.

Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old mystery of brainless chatter! 🧠💬 Social media: where talking without thinking is a superpower! 🤳😂 #NoBrainNoProblem"
6 months ago
Share →: Men: Masters of multitasking – can watch sports, ignore laundry, and forget your birthday, all at once.

Commentary:
"Men: Masters of multitasking – balancing sports 🏈, laundry 🧺, and remembering important dates like your birthday 🎉…whoops, scratch that last one! 😂"
6 months ago
Share →: If anyone wants to watch the Super Bowl on a large 8k TV, come on over to my place (and bring a large 8k TV).

Commentary:
"Hosting a Super Bowl party at my place! Just a small request – please BYOTV (Bring Your Own TV)! 🏈📺 #SuperBowlSunday #BYOTV"