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6 months ago
Share →: A micromanager is someone you pay to watch your top talent walk away.

Commentary:
"A micromanager is like a gardener who trims away all the flowers and wonders why the garden looks bare 🌸🌿 Don't be surprised if your top talent decides to take a stroll to a more welcoming garden! 🚶‍♂️💼"
6 months ago
Share →: I don’t want to stand, Apple Watch. You stand.

Commentary:
🍎🕒 When the Apple Watch tries to tell you what to do… Who's the boss now, huh? Take a seat Apple Watch, I'm the one in charge of this standing ovation! 😆 #WatchOutApple #SitBackAndRelax
6 months ago
Share →: Oh you won a gold medal at the Olympics? My watch just congratulated me for standing up.

Commentary:
"Wow, a gold medal at the Olympics, huh? That's impressive! Meanwhile, my watch is over here throwing a party just because I managed to stand up without tripping over my own feet 🥇🕺 Keep reaching for those Olympic dreams, watch out for your watch though!⌚😄"
6 months ago
Share →: The good old days, when you didn’t have to charge your watch and it didn’t constantly remind you how fat you were.

Commentary:
Ah, the good old days when your watch only told you the time and not the number of steps you skipped! ⌚️🍰 #NostalgiaVsReality
6 months ago
Share →: When my husband says he’ll just be a minute, I know I have enough time to watch an entire television series, paint the house, or go on a quest.

Commentary:
"When my husband says he'll just be a minute, it's like receiving a free pass to embark on epic adventures and conquer life's challenges in the time it takes him to tie his shoelaces! 🦸‍♀️🎨📺 #TimeWellSpent #WifeyPower"
6 months ago
Share →: Despite popular opinion, dating apps are NOT for dating. They are for finding people to watch your Instagram story for years and years.

Commentary:
"Who needs a relationship when you can have an audience for your life updates? 🤳👀 Swipe left for love, right for story views! 😂 #InstaFamous"
6 months ago
Share →: There should be a special rating system for movies that tells you how uncomfortable you’ll be if you watch them with your parents.

Commentary:
🎬🙈 When watching movies with your parents, the only rating system needed is the "Awkwardness Alert Level." Prepare for those cringe-worthy scenes that make you wish you could disappear into your popcorn bucket! 😳🍿
6 months ago
Share →: Do married people watch Gen Z dating and feel like they caught the last chopper out of Nam?

Commentary:
"Watching Gen Z dating must make married folks feel like they escaped a war zone and caught the last ✈️ out of Nam 🚁! Who knew swiping left and right could be so intense? 🤣 #MarriedLife"
6 months ago
Share →: If you watch soccer backwards, it’s about 11 sad and 11 happy men who nag each other until they get along eventually.

Commentary:
Ah, the beautiful game of soccer – where 11 sad men reluctantly hand the ball over to the other team, who are the happy ones skipping away with joy! ⚽😂 It's a true tale of teamwork, persistence, and the fine art of nagging until harmony is reached on the field! 🤝 #SoccerReversedGoals
6 months ago
Share →: Every time I get the urge to clean, I watch Hoarders and I decide my house isn’t that dirty after all.

Commentary:
"Watching Hoarders is the ultimate cleaning procrastination technique – suddenly that pile of laundry doesn't look so bad 😅🧹 #CleaningInspiration"