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It’s a paradox that your nose is running and your feet smell.

If my fingers don’t motion like scissors snipping when I ask for a haircut at the salon, how will they know what I mean?

See you when you get home from school, I whisper to my kid’s apple.

I am on my second week of biweekly pay so today I will be showing you how to make a quesadilla out of paper towels.

At Christmas time, all outstanding invoices are always transferred with the reference “Hohoho”.

I’ve learned a lot over the years, but the best advice I can ever give someone is never buy a used harmonica.

I read that Miley Cyrus will be starring in a remake of Silence of the Lambs. She’ll be playing Hannibal Montannibal.

My husband cleaned the kitchen for the first time in years. He’s in the living room, dressed in a suit, waiting for the award ceremony to commence.