50+ Funny Online Jokes That’ll Make Internet Life Hilarious

New funny online jokes

• Twitter is basically introverts gone wild.

• Instagram should let you extend the run of one story for another 24 hours if the intended target didn’t see it.

• Hi, I’m online. Would you like to argue for an hour about whether a hotdog is a sandwich?

• They should add a live chat to every Wikipedia article.

• Oh, Amazon, no. Please do not tell me how many packages I had delivered this year; that is none of my business.

• I will trust someone on Reddit from 11 years ago with my life before using ChatGPT for anything.

• Prime Video will find the movie you were looking for and then say, “Oops, you gotta pay for it.”

• Someone from Facebook Marketplace is coming over to either buy the chairs I have for sale, or to murder me.

• Sometimes I wonder if the strangers I see when I go outside are actually the people I talk to online.

• If a government has online beef with a pop star, it has already lost.

Top funny online jokes

• Amazon cart: Order now and it will arrive today. Amazon confirmation email: LOL, just kidding, it’ll be a week from tomorrow.

• Females be naked so much online, I be like, damn, I bet she look good in a sweater.

• I accidentally clicked on an ad, so I guess I will see that product all over my phone until I’m dead.

• “Angry on the internet” is such an unfortunate personality.

• Monetizing Twitter was actually the worst thing to happen to this app. Everybody rage-baiting for 23 cents.

• SHEIN does entirely too much on their app. Feels like a freaking casino every time you open it.

• This site could use some more people who like to argue about literally anything.

• The best way to use Twitter will forever be as an observer.

• Wife bought something on FB Marketplace, but she’s afraid she’ll get kidnapped, so she sends me to pick it up from a guy whose wife sent him because she’s afraid to get kidnapped.

• Them: You post a lot. What am I supposed to do here – fold laundry on the timeline?

Popular funny online jokes

• Girls who leave clothing reviews with their height, weight, and size ordered are going to heaven.

• I consider the second page of Google results the dark web.

• I’m obsessed with adding a second completely unnecessary tweet to all my tweets, like, oh, you thought I was done.

• Clicking on a suspicious link at work just to feel something.

• Twitter is just a virtual mental hospital.

• Online dating is stupid because scent is such an important factor of attraction.

• Walking that line between “The internet is great” and “The internet is a mistake” daily.

• We should make a new internet that’s as hard to use as the old internet was, so anyone that’s too stupid to have used the internet 20 years ago can’t get on it.

• “You’re an adult, maybe it’s time to stop fighting with people on the internet.”

• Staying up all night so I don’t miss any good posts.

More funny online jokes

• If you see me online, I’m not chatting. I’m busy ignoring the world and laughing at memes like it’s therapy.

• Do you ever stress about money, then accidentally order from Amazon?

• I think we should all try to spend more time online. It seems to be helping society.

• Imagine being social on social media.

• There are real people living amongst us who pay for Discord Nitro.

• Scrolling… good take… bad take… nothing take… cyberbullying… beautiful woman.

• Accidentally clicked a post about UFOs, and now my Facebook algorithm thinks I’m a much different person.

• Life is so boring when you don’t have a package on the way.

• Social media needs to crash for like a year so everybody can snap back into reality.

• Internet strangers offer the best advice.

Witty online jokes

• Is ChatGPT down for anyone else? I’m a cardiac surgeon in the middle of heart surgery.

• If at first you don’t succeed, the internet will let you know immediately.

• “Mom, how did we get so rich?” your father said, “Thanks, nothing from my end,” on thousands of important Zoom meetings.

• On the internet, you can be anything you want. It’s strange that so many people choose to be stupid.

• My hobbies include adding things to my cart, and never buying them.

• Say what you want about online meetings, but there are few things more liberating than attending a disciplinary hearing naked from the waist down.

• I wish I had the free time of someone who leaves a positive Amazon review for a rake.

• Most of Twitter could probably use a good bop on the nose with a rolled-up newspaper.

• The collective noun for a group of reply guys is an audacity.

• Remember, guys, it costs zero dollars to be annoying to strangers on the internet.