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Love is in the air fryer.

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When I’m done eating… I have to show my hands to my cat, like I’m a blackjack dealer.

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So rude to come up with solutions to my excuses.

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I like to think of myself as an onion. Peel back the many layers and deep down inside you’ll find a smaller, more anxious onion.

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Shout-out to my embarrassingly squeaky ass bed frame that makes me sound more popular than I actually am to my neighbors.

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They say the human body is 60% water, but after extensive observation of my husband and son, I’d like to submit a revision to the data. Those two are at least 50% wind.

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The pigeons are plotting to overthrow the government. It will start with a coo.

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Butterflies all seem so nice but I’ll bet some of them are real bastards.

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People will make you sad but cheese will always make you happy. The choice is simple.

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It should be illegal to take a nap and still have a headache when you wake up. Like, I shut it off and back on again, why are you still here?