If adulting had a return policy, I’d use it immediately.

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Cupid’s arrow should have just killed me instead.

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Silicon Valley has taken over the world. Remember when nerds had the good manners to be ashamed of themselves?

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During winter, it’s either lazy starvation or eight thousand calories in one sitting.

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I didn’t buy that thing I wanted but didn’t need, so I celebrated by buying a different thing I wanted but didn’t need.

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Remember: The first step to recovery is addiction.

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When is someone actually going to change the surprise in the avocado? This hard core is kind of a stupid toy.

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I’m a go with the flow kind of gal unless the flow is after 9pm or involves parallel parking.

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I’m very strong, but not in a get a jar open kinda way.

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Hanging out with your parents as an adult is so interesting, cause it’s like, “Oh, so that’s why I’m like this.”

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Spell your crush’s name backwards, mine is yenom.