All dogs are therapy dogs. The majority are just freelancing.

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I’m going to break into your house and steal that thing with the little wheels on it under the plate in your microwave.

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Beavers are so funny. Why are you a little rat doing hydraulic engineering?

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Marriage is 33.3% hiding to eat snacks because you and your spouse are supposed to be on a diet.

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Looking forward to eight hours of trying to get four hours of sleep tonight.

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My exorcist thinks we should see other demons.

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Some women seated next to me are gossiping in French. They obviously think I’m some dumb American who doesn’t speak French and they are correct.

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My body looks like I have a great personality.

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In my 20s: Jingle all the way. In my 40s: Jingle til around ten.

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Laptops become possessed with slowness when they see that you are in a hurry.

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Gutted to report that spending a day offline, touching grass with my friends, was phenomenal for my mental health.