20 Funny 25 quotes

• Girls … I understood why they advise us to get married and have kids before 25. Because after that, our brain starts working, and the decision won’t seem so reasonable anymore.

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  1 hour ago

  25, advice, after, age, before, brain, decision, girl, girls, humor, i, kid, kids, marriage, married, reasonable, relationship, us, why, working

• You can be under 25, just don’t do it around me.

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  13 hours ago

  25, advice, age, around, humor, interaction, just, me, sarcasm, social, social interaction, under, youth

• Avocado toast at a cafe: $10. Avocado toast from Uber Eats: $25. Avocado toast made at home: $550 (my labor is worth $115 a minute).

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  21 hours ago

  25, avocado, avocado toast, cafe, comparison, cooking, cost, delivery, eats, food, food delivery, home, home cooking, humor, labor, labor cost, minute, money, price, price comparison, time, toast, Uber, Uber Eats, value, value of time, worth

• You’re 25, stressing like you’re 40, because you want to be rich before 30, am I right?

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  23 hours ago

  25, 30, 40, adult, age, am, ambition, before, financial, financial pressure, goal, humor, i, life, life goal, pressure, rich, right, stress, want, wealth, young, young adult

• Type of hangover that makes you understand why normies spend $25 for a poor soul to bike a bagel to them.

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  2 weeks ago

  25, bagel, bike, biking, delivery, expense, food, food delivery, hangover, humor, normie, poor, soul, spend, type, understand, why

• How do people post 25 times a day? The only thing I can do 25 times a day is pee.

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  2 weeks ago

  25, daily, daily routine, day, frequency, humor, i, media, only, pee, people, post, posting, routine, social, social media, thing, times

• 25 is the new 0 years old.

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  1 month ago

  25, age, birthday, celebration, humor, milestone, new, number, old, youth

• I finally used a screw from the random screw collection I’ve been accumulating for 25 years, and I’ve never felt so alive.

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  2 months ago

  25, accomplishment, alive, collection, feeling, hobby, humor, i, never, random, screw, time, used

• I’m ready for the exciting last 30 seconds of the basketball game, which stretch into 25 minutes of fouls, time-outs, and commercials.

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  2 months ago

  25, 30, basketball, commercial, commercials, delay, excitement, exciting, foul, game, humor, last, minutes, ready, seconds, sports, stretch, time-out

• Husband and I were blissfully happy for 25 years. Then we met.

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  2 months ago

  25, bliss, couple, happy, humor, husband, irony, love, marriage, relationship

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