18 Funny 25 quotes

• 25 is the new 0 years old.

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  1 week ago

  25, age, birthday, celebration, humor, milestone, new, number, old, youth

• I finally used a screw from the random screw collection I’ve been accumulating for 25 years, and I’ve never felt so alive.

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  2 months ago

  25, accomplishment, alive, collection, feeling, hobby, humor, i, never, random, screw, time, used

• I’m ready for the exciting last 30 seconds of the basketball game, which stretch into 25 minutes of fouls, time-outs, and commercials.

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  2 months ago

  25, 30, basketball, commercial, commercials, delay, excitement, exciting, foul, game, humor, last, minutes, ready, seconds, sports, stretch, time-out

• Husband and I were blissfully happy for 25 years. Then we met.

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  2 months ago

  25, bliss, couple, happy, humor, husband, irony, love, marriage, relationship

• I will charge a 25% tariff on my steely gaze.

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  2 months ago

  25, charge, gaze, humor, i, sarcasm, steel, tariff, wit

• After 25, you’re pretty much 30.

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  2 months ago

  25, 30, age, humor, life, milestone, perspective

• Messed up and threw a surprise party for my minimalist friend. Now 25 of us are hiding behind the granite orb.

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  2 months ago

  25, friend, friends, funny situation, granite, granite orb, hiding, mess, mess up, minimalist, orb, party, situation, surprise, surprise party, unexpected, us

• The plan was simple: finish school, find a job and get married at 25. But now I don’t understand anything anymore.

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  2 months ago

  25, age, anything, confusion, expectations, finish, i, job, life, marriage, married, plan, school, simple, understand

• If you’re alone on Thanksgiving, venmo me $25 and I’ll call and ask you when are you gonna get a “real” job and give me grandchildren.

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  2 months ago

  25, alone, ask, call, family, give, grandchildren, humor, job, me, money, real, Thanksgiving, Venmo

• I still can’t believe Aldi sells shopping carts for 25 cents. I’ve got 8 of them now and don’t really even have a use for them, it was just too good of a deal to pass up.

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  2 months ago

  25, Aldi, bargain, behavior, believe, buy, cart, consumer, consumer behavior, deal, even, good, humor, i, impulse, impulse buy, just, pass, shopping, shopping cart, still, too, unexpected, unexpected use

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