14 Funny 25 quotes — Wordgag ツ

You can be under 25, just don’t do it around me.

3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

Avocado toast at a cafe: $10. Avocado toast from Uber Eats: $25. Avocado toast made at home: $550 (my labor is worth $115 a minute).

1 month ago1 month ago

You’re 25, stressing like you’re 40, because you want to be rich before 30, am I right?

2 months ago2 months ago

I finally used a screw from the random screw collection I’ve been accumulating for 25 years, and I’ve never felt so alive.

2 months ago2 months ago

I’m ready for the exciting last 30 seconds of the basketball game, which stretch into 25 minutes of fouls, time-outs, and commercials.

2 months ago2 months ago

Husband and I were blissfully happy for 25 years. Then we met.

6 months ago

I will charge a 25% tariff on my steely gaze.

6 months ago6 months ago

After 25, you’re pretty much 30.

Feb 25, 2025

Messed up and threw a surprise party for my minimalist friend. Now 25 of us are hiding behind the granite orb.

Feb 2, 2025Feb 2, 2025

The plan was simple: finish school, find a job and get married at 25. But now I don’t understand anything anymore.

Jan 28, 2025

If you’re alone on Thanksgiving, venmo me $25 and I’ll call and ask you when are you gonna get a “real” job and give me grandchildren.

Jan 28, 2025

I still can’t believe Aldi sells shopping carts for 25 cents. I’ve got 8 of them now and don’t really even have a use for them, it was just too good of a deal to pass up.

Jan 27, 2025

Welcome to your 40s, you now don’t understand a single word anyone under 25 is saying.

Jan 25, 2025

Once you turn 25 years and above, there is no need to set an alarm. Your problems will wake you up by force.

Jan 21, 2025