Funny 25 quotes

After 25, you're pretty much 30.

After 25, you’re pretty much 30.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025

Messed up and threw a surprise party for my minimalist friend. Now 25 of us are hiding behind the granite orb.

Messed up and threw a surprise party for my minimalist friend. Now 25 of us are hiding behind the granite orb.

Funny Quotes Feb 2, 2025

The plan was simple: finish school, find a job and get married at 25. But now I don't understand anything anymore.

The plan was simple: finish school, find a job and get married at 25. But now I don’t understand anything anymore.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

If you're alone on Thanksgiving, venmo me $25 and I'll call and ask you when are you gonna get a "real" job and give me grandchildren.

If you’re alone on Thanksgiving, venmo me $25 and I’ll call and ask you when are you gonna get a “real” job and give me grandchildren.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

I still can’t believe Aldi sells shopping carts for 25 cents. I’ve got 8 of them now and don’t really even have a use for them, it was just too good of a deal to pass up.

I still can’t believe Aldi sells shopping carts for 25 cents. I’ve got 8 of them now and don’t really even have a use for them, it was just too good of a deal to pass up.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Welcome to your 40s, you now don’t understand a single word anyone under 25 is saying.

Welcome to your 40s, you now don’t understand a single word anyone under 25 is saying.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Once you turn 25 years and above, there is no need to set an alarm. Your problems will wake you up by force.

Once you turn 25 years and above, there is no need to set an alarm. Your problems will wake you up by force.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

Husband and I were blissfully happy for 25 years. Then we met.

Husband and I were blissfully happy for 25 years. Then we met.

Funny Quotes Jan 19, 2025