11 Funny 25 quotes

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  4 days ago

  Share →: I finally used a screw from the random screw collection I’ve been accumulating for 25 years, and I’ve never felt so alive.

  Commentary:
  Who knew a piece of metal could unlock the secret to eternal youth? 🔩😂🎉

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  6 days ago

  Share →: I’m ready for the exciting last 30 seconds of the basketball game, which stretch into 25 minutes of fouls, time-outs, and commercials.

  Commentary:
  First row seats to the longest 30 seconds in sports history! ⏰🏀📺

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Husband and I were blissfully happy for 25 years. Then we met.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the joys of marriage – where 'blissfully happy' meets 'pleasantly surprised'. Who knew that meeting your spouse could turn your world upside down after 25 years of harmony? It just goes to show that even the best relationships can use a little shake-up now and then!"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I will charge a 25% tariff on my steely gaze.

  Commentary:
  Looks like someone's got a sharp eye for business! 👀💼 Better watch out, their stare might just cost you more than you bargained for! 🤑 #TariffOnToughStares

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  5 months ago

  Share →: After 25, you’re pretty much 30.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, yes, the magical age of 25, where you're basically just a stone's throw away from 30. It's like hitting the fast-forward button on life and realizing you're suddenly closer to retirement than you are to your college days. Time sure does fly when you're busy adulting, doesn't it?"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Messed up and threw a surprise party for my minimalist friend. Now 25 of us are hiding behind the granite orb.

  Commentary:
  Looks like the minimalist party turned into a maximum occupancy situation! 🎉 Less is more, except when it comes to unexpected guests hiding behind random granite décor. 😂 #MinimalistMaximalistParty

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  6 months ago

  Share →: The plan was simple: finish school, find a job and get married at 25. But now I don’t understand anything anymore.

  Commentary:
  🎓💼💍 "Ah, the perfectly laid out plan – so beautiful in theory, yet quite the unruly troublemaker in practice! Life really knows how to keep us on our toes, doesn't it? 🤷‍♂️ Who knew that choosing a career and finding 'the one' could be such wild adventures! Buckle up, friend, because the unexpected twists make it all the more exciting! 🌪️"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: If you’re alone on Thanksgiving, venmo me $25 and I’ll call and ask you when are you gonna get a “real” job and give me grandchildren.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs family drama when you can pay for it! 🤑🦃 Don't spend Thanksgiving alone, get guilt-tripped virtually for just $25! 😂💸 #TurkeyAndTeasing"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I still can’t believe Aldi sells shopping carts for 25 cents. I’ve got 8 of them now and don’t really even have a use for them, it was just too good of a deal to pass up.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a storage unit when you can just hoard shopping carts from Aldi? 🛒🤣 Clearly, this person is taking 'retail therapy' to a whole new level! What's next, a shopping cart castle in the backyard? ♛🏰"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Welcome to your 40s, you now don’t understand a single word anyone under 25 is saying.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the delightful confusion of hitting your 40s! Suddenly, it feels like everyone under 25 is speaking a different language 🤯🤷‍♂️ It's like tuning into a radio station and realizing you're on the wrong frequency 📻🤣 Embrace the 'lost in translation' moments and just nod along like a wise sage 😉🧐"

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