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3 months ago
Share →: The secret to being able to buy whatever you want is not wanting much.

Commentary:
🤑 Don't worry about empty pockets when you can just lighten your desires! 💸 Who needs a wishlist as long as your willpower is stronger than your wallet? 😜 Remember, the less you crave, the more you save! 💰 #ShoppingGoals
5 months ago
Share →: How is a plant not able to handle direct sunlight? You’re from outside.

Commentary:
🌱☀️ "It's like the plant is the ultimate drama queen of the garden! 'Oh no, too much sunlight, I just can't handle it!' Come on, buddy, you're literally from the great outdoors! Get it together, plant!" 😂🌿
5 months ago
Share →: Adulthood is about being able to eat cookies for breakfast, but not doing it because you already ate all the cookies.

Commentary:
"Adulthood is a tricky balancing act – knowing you *could* have cookies for breakfast, but also realizing you wolfed them down last night in a moment of weakness 🍪😂 #adultingtroubles"
5 months ago
Share →: My fondest childhood memory is being able to sleep through the entire night and waking up rested.

Commentary:
"Ah, the good old days when our biggest achievement was a full night's sleep! 😴💤 Definitely a cherished memory that we all took for granted as kids. Now we're just chasing that elusive 'rested' feeling like it's a mythical creature! 🦄😂"
5 months ago
Share →: Maybe if we sit extremely still, Monday won’t be able to see us.

Commentary:
🤫 Shhh, quick! Freeze! Monday is approaching! If we stay perfectly still, maybe we can trick Monday into thinking we're just a part of the furniture and escape its clutches! 😄 Let's blend in with the office decor and hope for the best! 🪑🕰️ #StealthyMondayAvoidance
5 months ago
Share →: This can’t be the same body that used to be able to pull all nighters.

Commentary:
Oh, how time flies! 👵🌙 Just like a superhero losing their powers, our ability to pull all-nighters vanishes into the abyss of adulthood. 💤🦸‍♂️ It's like our bodies hit the snooze button on staying up late! 😂 #AgingGracefully
5 months ago
Share →: This can’t be the same body that used to be able to stay up all night.

Commentary:
Oh, the harsh reality of aging and its impact on our once youthful energy levels! 🌙💤 It's like our bodies decide to hit the snooze button on staying up all night as we get older. 🚫🦉 Despite the transformation, we can still rock a bedtime routine like nobody's business! 💪😂 #NightOwlNoMore
5 months ago
Share →: You should be able to call in sad to work.

Commentary:
"Imagine pressing 'SAD' instead of 'SNOOZE' on Mondays! 🤷‍♂️💼 Let's just agree that emotional distress is a valid reason for a day off, okay bosses? 😂 #SadNotSorry"
5 months ago
Share →: Sometimes our greatest achievement in life is being able to survive our own thoughts.

Commentary:
"Surviving our own thoughts is like navigating through a minefield of 'what ifs' and 'I should have saids' 🤔💥 But hey, at least we can proudly pat ourselves on the back for making it this far without getting lost in our own heads!"
6 months ago
Share →: Not being able to teleport is continuing to be a huge inconvenience for me.

Commentary:
Ah, the struggle is real for all of us non-teleporters out here 🚫🌀 Just imagine the savings on gas, the joy of avoiding rush hour traffic, and the satisfaction of instantly appearing wherever you want like a boss 😂 Who needs teleportation when you've got patience, right? 😉 #TeleportationWoes