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5 months ago
Share →: Acceptance truly begins when you ask Alexa to play classic rock and she plays a song that came out when you were in high school.

Commentary:
"Ah, the moment when Alexa becomes your time-traveling DJ, taking you back to the good ol' days of high school dances and questionable fashion choices! 🕺🔙🎸 Rock on, Alexa, you're giving us major throwback vibes and a not-so-subtle hint that we're not as young as we feel! 😅🎶"
5 months ago
Share →: These days I just accept the website cookies without any protest. Website is like Grandma, I’m not gonna fight with you.

Commentary:
"Ah, the wise acceptance of website cookies, much like accepting Grandma's love… resistance is futile! 🍪👵 Let's keep things sweet and smooth, shall we?"
5 months ago
Share →: There should be a socially acceptable way to say, “I’m not sure what to say to that. Can you please say something different?”.

Commentary:
When you need a polite escape route from awkward conversations but don't want to resort to running away like a startled deer in the woods 🦌😅 Or you could always go with the classic "Wow, that's so crazy, let's talk about literally anything else!" 🤷‍♂️💬
5 months ago
Share →: I have no need to judge people because of their religion, skin color or sexual orientation. Bad behavior is enough for me.

Commentary:
"Who needs to judge based on superficial criteria when you can simply judge people for their bad behavior? It's like skipping the appetizer and going straight for the main course of judgment! 🙅‍♂️🌈 Just say no to discrimination and yes to calling out bad behavior wherever you see it! 💁‍♀️"
5 months ago
Share →: These days I just accept the website cookies without any protest. Website is like Grandma, I’m not gonna fight with her.

Commentary:
Ah, the charming compromise we make with website cookies – just like nodding along with Grandma's stories without interjecting. 🍪👵 Let's embrace the sweet (and occasionally crumbly) bonds we share with both internet algorithms and beloved grandmas!
5 months ago
Share →: One of the benefits of being my friend is that you can come to my house in your pajamas, no make-up, and look like crap and I won’t judge you.

Commentary:
"Who needs a personal stylist when you have a friend like this? The ultimate fashion statement: Pajamas-chic! 💁‍♀️💤 #NoJudgmentZone"
5 months ago
Share →: Calling me ugly isn’t even an insult, because I know already.

Commentary:
"Well, thank you for the observation, Captain Obvious! 🙄 My mirror and I have already had this discussion. 💁‍♂️✨ Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and clearly, you need some new glasses! 👓😂"
5 months ago
Share →: I’m at the “buy bigger jeans” part of my Eat. Pray. Love. journey.

Commentary:
"Looks like this spiritual journey is getting a little too cozy around the waistline 😋👖 Don't worry, expanding your horizons is good for the soul… and the seams of your jeans! 🍔🧘‍♀️ #EatPrayLoveButAlsoSizeUp"
5 months ago
Share →: We all just kind of accept it as normal that we have a meat tentacle living inside of our mouth.

Commentary:
"Isn't it bizarre how we nonchalantly house a meaty tentacle in our mouths? 🦑 It's like having a strange, unsuspecting roommate who loves to taste-test everything before we do. 🤪 Maybe we should throw a tiny welcome party for our tongue next time! 🎉 #MeatTentacleLife"
5 months ago
Share →: Accept who you are. Unless you’re a serial killer.

Commentary:
"Embrace yourself for who you are… unless you have a weird affinity for dark alleys and duct tape. 🔪😅 Remember, it's all fun and games until someone starts collecting trophies! 🏆 #AcceptanceWithLimits"