95 funny AI quotes - Page 3 - Wordgag

Why did they call it an AI-generated picture and not a ‘fauxtograph’?

May 20, 2026

Every day I ask ChatGPT if it knows where my keys are and if it ever knows the answer, I’m suing everybody.

May 20, 2026

We could have high-speed rail that connects the entire country, but instead we get AI porn bots that steal all of our drinking water to entertain the dumbest people alive.

May 20, 2026

Lost my job to AI (my job was to be loudly and confidently incorrect).

May 20, 2026

We were supposed to have flying cars and other cool stuff, but instead we have AI videos showing Michael Jackson eat at McDonald’s.

May 20, 2026

Please make sure you are only drinking as much water as you REALLY need. We need that for the data centers. If you’re thirsty, AI is thirsty too.

May 19, 2026

“AI is coming for your jobs!” I’d like to see AI take a 30-minute poop right after clocking in.

May 19, 2026

I did not spend years turning the faucet off while I brushed my teeth, so corporations could ruin the environment with festering AI slop.

May 19, 2026

Glad to be born at a time when I got to see what life was like before the internet, and will be dead before AI completely destroys humanity.

May 19, 2026

Can somebody explain to me why it’s bad if immigrants take our jobs, but it’s good if AI does?

May 19, 2026

My AI-generated girlfriend is hotter than your real girlfriend.

May 19, 2026

She got me to fall for her, like a boomer seeing an AI image on Facebook.

May 19, 2026

Oh, so ChatGPT is gonna tell me about me? Seems gossipy.

May 19, 2026

God bless the student essay that is so confused and rambling, there is zero chance that they used AI.

May 19, 2026

I’m afraid that AI will quickly realize that the biggest problem on Earth is humans – and then solve the problem.

May 19, 2026