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Someone from 🇧🇹 has viewed:

Dear autocorrect, that’s not what I was trying to say. I’m getting tired of your shirt.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has copied:

I could tell my beard needed a trim when I started seeing some of the pictures my kids were drawing of me.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has viewed:

Are you mad at me? Have you been mad at me? Will you be mad at me? When will you be mad at me?

Someone from 🇲🇪 has bookmarked:

I’m the type of idiot to be loyal during the talking stage.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has downloaded:

Currently helping my kids find the chocolate that I ate last night.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has bookmarked:

“Get a life!” Have you seen some of the lives out there?

Someone from 🇲🇩 has downloaded:

I think you are suffering from a lack of vitamin ME.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has downloaded:

I haven’t lost my virginity because I never lose.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has shared:

Instead of screaming into the void, I’m going to ask it for recipes.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has shared:

Everyone has that one friend they’ve known for years and still have no idea what they actually do for a living, but it’s too late to ask.

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Trending via TikTok:

If you ever need me, call me any time, day or night, and I’ll return your call when I get around to it.

Just landed via Facebook:

I should’ve gotten my affairs in order before I decided to bite into this hot pepper.

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

The worst part of getting struck by lightning is everyone seeing your skeleton.

Making waves on Telegram:

Just a little reminder to laugh as much as you can, stay hydrated, and don’t let shitty people kill your vibe.

Live now on X:

Leaving out milk and cookies for Santa is literally making an offering to a deity.

Going viral on Messenger:

The funniest thing I heard an elder say, “My generation had Wonder Woman, your generation has to wonder if it’s a woman.”

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Not sure what’s longer: a microwave minute or watching a video while someone else is holding the phone, insisting it’s hilarious.

Going viral on Discord:

There should be a “Take Your Friend to Work Day,” so we can actually see what our friends do all day and meet the characters from all their work stories.

Breaking via Twitch:

Save tons of money on a weighted blanket by sleeping under the mattress.

Trending via Pinterest:

Girls expect handwritten letters from guys who copy birthday wishes from ChatGPT.

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46 shares on Messenger this month:

Still holding out hope that these intrusive thoughts are just gas.

82 shares on YouTube this month:

I’m at an age where I don’t have to go anywhere and I still have jet lag.

60 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Having siblings is so important because you learn the exact amount you can annoy someone before they try to physically kill you.

17 shares on Reddit this month:

I don’t know why doctors only give stickers to kids? Like, hello, I was also brave today.

23 shares on LinkedIn this month:

What we need is more companies making hot sauce. I need 900 more ways to taste a thing that tastes exactly like all the other ones.

100 shares on Messenger this month:

I’m that person who will restart a song because I got distracted and wasn’t appreciating it enough.

80 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Why is there a level 6 for toasters? As if someone thinks: “Tonight I’m really in the mood for ashes with butter!”

25 shares on Snapchat this month:

I used an air fryer for the first time tonight, and I feel like I just discovered fire.

30 shares on TikTok this month:

She left me because of my poor English. But I doesn’t care.

78 shares on Telegram this month:

I can’t believe someone ran over my neighbors loud motorcycle tomorrow morning.

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And for my next trick, I will turn yesterday’s sweatpants into today’s sweatpants.

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I’m not moody; I’m just on shuffle.

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A real smart TV would increase the volume when you start eating chips.

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My dentist said my teeth were stained and asked if I smoke or drink coffee? I said, “I drink it.”

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“Try it all before you die” is always drugs and sex, never quantum physics.

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Too poor for Ozempic but too undisciplined for strict diet and exercise. Is there a secret third option?

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I wish people knew how good I can sing when I’m alone in my car and in my shower.

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Hear me out. A waiting room where the doctors wait.

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I’m so tired of not being a multimillionaire.

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When I’m president, everyone who listens to techno, house or rap will be allowed to drive a little faster than others.

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Someone from 🇵🇼 has copied:

Adult friendships are like, “hey girl, let’s keep rescheduling to hangout until one of us dies.”

Someone from 🇧🇧 has viewed:

Being annoying is the most beautiful thing a woman could be.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has viewed:

My four moods: I’m too old for doing that. I’m too tired for doing that. I’m too sober for doing that. I don’t have time for doing that.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has copied:

The cheapest way to fly is off the handle.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has shared:

Sometimes the first step to forgiveness is realizing that the other person is completely stupid.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has viewed:

I hate when I offer someone food and they accept it.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has shared:

My skin is so dry it’s doing a PowerPoint presentation.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has shared:

Fun prank: make people study for many years, and then don’t give them jobs.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has shared:

Damn, girl, are you Black Friday? Because I’m wondering what your bloody deal is.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has viewed:

I did some soul searching last night. I’m happy to report I still have one.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Facebook:

A dating app for people who are shy called Mumble.

Shared recently on Facebook:

The females who don’t go through phones will definitely find out through dreams.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Imagine how scary sharks would be if they wore necklaces made out of our teeth.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

We use our phones to watch videos that remind us of what life was like before we had phones.

Spotted on Threads:

Welcome to your 40’s: you’re not hungover, it’s just Tuesday.

Just shared via Telegram:

Euthanizing my Tamagotchi.

Spotted on Facebook:

You’re over 35. Better go pee before you leave, pee when you get there, pee while you’re there, and pee before you leave.

Going viral on X:

I feel like whoever named them rice cakes has never actually eaten a cake.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

Christmas is coming and you’re not.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

A person becomes 10 times more attractive not by their looks but by photoshop.

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