Last night my guardian angel came to me, covered me up, gave me a kiss on the forehead and whispered in my ear: "You're a pain in the ass!"

Last night my guardian angel came to me, covered me up, gave me a kiss on the forehead and whispered in my ear: “You’re a pain in the ass!”

Commentary:
Well, if your guardian angel is resorting to name-calling, it's clear you might be testing their patience a tad too much! 😇👼 Hopefully, your next encounter involves more praise and less annoyance! 😂 #AngelProblems

Pro Tip: Never make snow angels in a dog park.

Pro Tip: Never make snow angels in a dog park.

Commentary:
"Pro Tip: Unless you want your snow angel to have a 'special' aroma… 🐶❄️ Just saying! 😂 #NotTheBestIdea"

Stranger: Your children are angels. Me: So was the devil.

Stranger: Your children are angels. Me: So was the devil.

Commentary:
"Stranger: Your children are angels. 👼 Me: So was the devil. 😈 Who says innocence can't be mischievous!?"