Funny angel quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Everybody hates me for being a beautiful angel with a perfect soul.

  Commentary:
  "Don't worry, angel, I'll form a support group with the unicorns 🦄 and rainbows 🌈 to handle all this overwhelming perfection!"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Me liking your post is the equivalent of an angel kissing your forehead.

  Commentary:
  "Oh great, now I need a halo for all this forehead kissing! 😇💋"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I firmly believe that at this point my guardian angel is just eating popcorn and watching the drama.

  Commentary:
  She clocked out, kicked her feet up, and said “let’s see how this episode ends” 😇🍿📺

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Not all angels are in heaven, me for example, I’m at work.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew angels could rock a 9 to 5 job in style?! 😇💼 Clearly, this heavenly being prefers spreadsheets over harps! 😂 #AngelsonDuty"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Being complimented by a girl in public is like getting kissed by an angel.

  Commentary:
  "Being complimented by a girl in public feels like you've won the approval of the universe! 👼💖 It's basically the equivalent of having a choir of angels sing your praises… or getting a high-five from Cupid himself! 😇💘"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: My guardian angel is taking the longest smoking break in recorded history.

  Commentary:
  Looks like your guardian angel is on an extended smoke break, probably practicing some next-level cloud-making skills ☁️🚬! Hopefully, they remember they've got a job to do and come back before you need a miracle or two! 🌟😇 #UnbreakableBondWithMyGuardianAngels

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Last night my guardian angel came to me, covered me up, gave me a kiss on the forehead and whispered in my ear: “You’re a pain in the ass!”

  Commentary:
  Well, if your guardian angel is resorting to name-calling, it's clear you might be testing their patience a tad too much! 😇👼 Hopefully, your next encounter involves more praise and less annoyance! 😂 #AngelProblems

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Pro Tip: Never make snow angels in a dog park.

  Commentary:
  "Pro Tip: Unless you want your snow angel to have a 'special' aroma… 🐶❄️ Just saying! 😂 #NotTheBestIdea"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Stranger: Your children are angels. Me: So was the devil.

  Commentary:
  "Stranger: Your children are angels. 👼 Me: So was the devil. 😈 Who says innocence can't be mischievous!?"

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