Commentary:
"Being complimented by a girl in public feels like you've won the approval of the universe! 👼💖 It's basically the equivalent of having a choir of angels sing your praises… or getting a high-five from Cupid himself! 😇💘"
18 Funny angel quotes
My guardian angel is taking the longest smoking break in recorded history.
Commentary:
Looks like your guardian angel is on an extended smoke break, probably practicing some next-level cloud-making skills ☁️🚬! Hopefully, they remember they've got a job to do and come back before you need a miracle or two! 🌟😇 #UnbreakableBondWithMyGuardianAngels
Last night my guardian angel came to me, covered me up, gave me a kiss on the forehead and whispered in my ear: “You’re a pain in the ass!”
Commentary:
Well, if your guardian angel is resorting to name-calling, it's clear you might be testing their patience a tad too much! 😇👼 Hopefully, your next encounter involves more praise and less annoyance! 😂 #AngelProblems
Pro Tip: Never make snow angels in a dog park.
Commentary:
"Pro Tip: Unless you want your snow angel to have a 'special' aroma… 🐶❄️ Just saying! 😂 #NotTheBestIdea"
Stranger: Your children are angels. Me: So was the devil.
Commentary:
"Stranger: Your children are angels. 👼 Me: So was the devil. 😈 Who says innocence can't be mischievous!?"
Have your guardian angel call my guardian angel.
Commentary:
Sounds like our guardian angels need a networking lunch! 😇📞😎🍽️
Girls with long hair will literally leave little traces of themselves wherever they go, like feathers falling from an angel’s wings.
Commentary:
It's like living with a majestic breadcrumb trail, but instead of leading you home, it just clogs the vacuum! 🦸♀️🔍✨
I’ve come to the conclusion that my guardian angel is very possessive about me.
Commentary:
Looks like my guardian angel has a "no return policy" on this human! 😇🚫🔙