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Since I started following the wisdom of ancient Chinese philosopher Fuk Yu, my life has been so much better…

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You can’t have a bad day at work if you don’t go.

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Just because your parents planned you doesnโ€™t mean you werenโ€™t a mistake.

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My whole life, I never read a warning label telling me not to eat laundry detergent or put glue in my hair, somehow I just knew.

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Did it hurt, when my ice cream outlasted yours?

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At the gym and I forgot my headphones and now I have to listen to my own thoughts. Send help.

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Adult friendships are like, โ€œhey girl, letโ€™s keep rescheduling to hangout until one of us dies.โ€

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Do married people watch Gen Z dating and feel like they caught the last chopper out of Nam?

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Grant me the serenity to supernaturally change the things I cannot accept.

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The only thing Flat Earthers have to fear is sphere itself.

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Your life can’t fall apart if you never had it together.

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My nephew asks so many questions that Alexa just told him itโ€™s okay to bathe with the toaster.

Freshly posted on Slack:

Sometimes I read a text and think, “What a psycho.” And then I press send.

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I wonder if Mary and Joseph hated putting away the Christmas stuff as much as I do.

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Our phones fall, we panic. Our friends fall, we laugh.

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Prime numbers are so cunty. Like okay, diva โ€” only divisible by yourself?

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Wonder if I should do something with my life, or kind of just continue to hang out.

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Saying โ€œshut upโ€ before skipping the YouTube ad is literally necessary.

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Nobody cleans better than someone whoโ€™s pissed off.

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Summer is the time when it’s too hot to do what it was too cold to do in winter.

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I aspire to be a stay-at-home mom with no kids.

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Why are conclusions necessary in essays? Were you not following?

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Gonna vibe recklessly and call it โ€œcharacter developmentโ€

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When you thought something would be easy peasy lemon squeezy, but it’s actually been stressy, depressy, lemon zesty.

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My superpower is to make anyone I wanna make comfortable feel uncomfortable.

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God doesnโ€™t do nearly enough smiting anymore.

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Gonna toot my own horn here because I made it through another day without turning any of my feelings into felonies.

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I wish you could put your whole life on do not disturb.

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Establish dominance at work by drinking iced tea in a wine glass.

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Sometimes I just want someone to hug me and say “I know it’s hard, but you’ll be okay. Here’s a coffee and a million dollars.”

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I can easily spot a wolf in sheepโ€™s clothing but this guy was dressed like my grandmother which threw me off.

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Unfortunately for the haters, I will continue to keep being me.

Trending via Messenger:

Always stay crazy. Otherwise you’ll go crazy.

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Iโ€™m so unpopular at school they call me โ€œBatteriesโ€. Iโ€™m never included in anything.

Making waves on Instagram:

April fools prank: replace all the sugar in your house with cocaine.

Trending via Discord:

Iโ€™m already sick of tomorrow.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels.

Reported on Snapchat:

Every girl has a dude in her inbox talking to himself.

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If you keep the house dark, not only do you save on electricity, but it also looks cleaner.

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Mr. Mixed Signals decided he likes me today.

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