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Someone from 🇭🇺 has downloaded:

If a woman watches a TV show alone, who answers all of her questions?

Someone from 🇸🇲 has shared:

Girl, he’s nonchalant because he doesn’t like you. He’s definitely chalanting somewhere else.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has downloaded:

I’m trying to shower you with affection. It doesn’t matter how I got into your bathroom.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has copied:

There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after a vacation.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has copied:

I calculated my December budget and realized everyone is getting a hug for Christmas.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has copied:

Probably always gonna be the weirdo that believes in magic.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has shared:

Not all who wander are lost. Some are just moms. In Target. Hiding from their children.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has viewed:

You don’t see people giving bunny ears in photos anymore.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has copied:

Actually, you’re having a conversation with yourself. I’m just here so you don’t appear totally insane.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has copied:

Oasis didn’t just write good songs. They wrote the soundtrack for a whole generation.

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Going viral on X:

Squirrels get most of their energy from chewing on powerlines, that acorn thing is just for show.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Many people love saying, “Get these away from me,” after eating a few chips.

Just landed via TikTok:

Hannibal Lecter didn’t have to be a serial killer, he was scary enough as a foodie.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Welcome to your late 40s! From now on you will no longer be in “good health” but in “good health for your age”.

Just shared via Messenger:

Thoughts & prayers to all of us back at work tomorrow after the colossal mistake of thinking we’d be lads of leisure forever, for some reason.

Just shared via Reddit:

I wish I could put an AirTag on my sanity.

Seen just now on Discord:

It’s funny how cats have ears on top of their head, but don’t use them.

Seen just now on Twitch:

We’re so close to “Let’s circle back next year” season, I can taste it.

Breaking via Messenger:

The best part about filling out doctor appointment forms online is when you get there and they say “hello, please fill out these forms!”

Spotted on Facebook:

My boss denied me a raise before my shift today. What’s some music you have never wanted to hear in a coffee shop?

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32 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Hi. I didn’t mean to “like” your tweet. I was scraping dried jelly off my phone.

78 shares on X this month:

If you think Dry January is hard, wait until you try Abstinence August.

30 shares on Pinterest this month:

Painted all of my red flags orange for fall.

90 shares on Twitch this month:

There has been a British voice in my head saying, “Bit sad innit,” for the past few weeks.

97 shares on Facebook this month:

Sorry, I don’t think I can hang out this weekend, my 4-year-old is still telling a joke.

12 shares on Discord this month:

That awkward moment when you spend an hour online picking out a gift for your friend’s son’s birthday and Amazon tells you it’s been a year since you bought this item.

35 shares on Pinterest this month:

August is almost over. September is next week. Time to pick out a Halloween costume and start your Christmas shopping. Happy New Year, everybody.

36 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Only at 27 do you become old, and then when you turn 30, you become younger than ever. That’s just how it goes.

30 shares on Facebook this month:

Worst fears: 1. being infertile 2. being pregnant.

40 shares on Reddit this month:

The only exercise I’ve done this month is running… out of money!

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Regrettably, my children appear to have befriended a child I find annoying.

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The 5 seconds in the morning, when I don’t yet know who I am, is the best time of the day.

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Being sober would be a lot easier if I liked myself.

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I miss when there were so many episodes of every show that they all eventually did one where it was hot, and the air conditioning went out.

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Bringing a fitted sheet to a knife fight.

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I am absolutely unstoppable, unless it’s a bit rainy.

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My husband has reached an age where he reads the menu out loud. The whole menu. And then he has questions. Please send help.

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If we hadn’t made them extinct, instead of Kung Fu Panda we could have had Tae Kwon Dodo.

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I know it’s bad, and you’ve got to shut it down right away, but is there anything more hilarious than a swearing toddler?

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Introverts be like “I know a place”, then go home.

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Someone from 🇨🇿 has bookmarked:

Not to brag, but I skipped my mid-life crisis and went straight to cranky old man.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has bookmarked:

Sometimes the voices in my head get bullied by the voices in my stomach.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has copied:

Lawyers should get walk-up songs in court like how wrestlers do.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has downloaded:

Lady on the streets, Cheeto crumbs in my sheets.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has copied:

Life hack: You can turn your ordinary sofa into a sofa bed by simply forgetting your wife’s birthday.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has viewed:

Unpopular opinion: we really grew up in the best era to be a kid, and the worst era to be an adult.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has downloaded:

Every room is a panic room if someone farts.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has bookmarked:

The first sin in the Bible was eating an apple. The second was murder. That escalated quickly.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has shared:

Drive like no one is watching.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has viewed:

Wait, making the right choices is an option?!

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via Instagram:

I haven’t lost my virginity because I never lose.

Just shared via Telegram:

“Doing the dishes” is completely pointless and only wastes water. You’re just going to put food on them again in a few hours.

Just shared via Facebook:

If I had just one hour left to live, I’d spend it in Math class… it never ends.

Making waves on Reddit:

Never let your job prevent you from acting unemployed.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Can’t wait for this AI bubble to pop so we can all go back to normal, just like how the internet completely disappeared after the dot-com bubble popped.

Just shared via YouTube:

Ground beef implies the existence of sky beef.

Spotted on Twitch:

If I were a bird, you’d be the first person I’d shit on.

Shared recently on Slack:

I wish people knew how good I can sing when I’m alone in my car and in my shower.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

The plan was simple: finish school, find a job and get married at 25. But now I don’t understand anything anymore.

Just shared via Discord:

In a turn of unexpected events, I need to learn karate by tomorrow morning.

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