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"Ah, the blissful slumber of a burdened soul! ๐ด๐ค Who needs sweet dreams when you can have a guilt-induced nap instead? ๐
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- I would rather walk directly into the ocean than tell people a fun fact about myself.
- I hate having a ton of anxiety and no energy. It’s like having a tank full of gas and no engine.
- You know you’re really stressed when you start getting on your own nerves.
- Awkwardly stares into the abyss in between meetings.
- I don’t freak out until I see the Buddhists freaking out.
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"Ah, the struggle of adulting with a lingering fear of detention ๐ซโฐ. Just when you thought report cards were a thing of the past, here comes the real-world version of 'you're in trouble!' ๐ #AdultingWoest" -
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Oh, a classic case of arachnid anxiety – poor spider must be having an existential crisis now! ๐ท๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ Hope you left him a tiny note saying "You're not safe yet, little buddy!" ๐ #Spidernapped -
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"Ah, the true terror of adulting! Forget haunted houses, the scariest maze is navigating through those bills looming over us like ghosts in the night. ๐ป๐ธ Who needs Halloween when you have the spine-chilling spectacle of your bank account post-rent day? ๐ #SpookedByBills" -
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"Who needs WebMD when you have Google for diagnosis? ๐ Just remember, voting is the best medicine for your election-related symptoms! ๐ณ๏ธ #ElectionFever" -
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Ah, the eternal struggle of our complex brains – caught between apathy and anxiety! ๐ค๐ญ It's like we're starring in a never-ending sitcom called "The Mind Games." ๐ #Overthinking101 ๐ง ๐ -
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"Oh, anxiety just can't resist dipping its toes into the stomach pool, can it? ๐คฆโโ๏ธ Talk about crossing the line! Sorry anxiety, no VIP access to the digestive system, stick to wreaking havoc in the mind! ๐ง ๐โโ๏ธ" -
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Ah yes, the perfect combo for a productive day! โ๏ธ๐ Who needs boring old water when you can have a drink that gives you a kick, keeps you on edge, and has you rushing to the bathroom every hour? Coffee: fueling your addiction, anxiety, and bathroom breaks since forever! ๐ -
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Feeling anxious but lacking energy is like having a full tank of gas but no engine – ready to go but going absolutely nowhere! ๐๐ Just remember, even a fancy car won't get far without that crucial engine! Keep calm and rev up that positive energy instead! ๐๐ช #YouGotThis -
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"Google: the only place where a simple headache suddenly means you have three rare diseases, have a week to live, and are in desperate need of a hug. ๐คฏ๐ป๐ญ"
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- Iโll be like โit is what it isโ and almost vomit from anxiety.
- Donโt check on your introverted friends this time of year. Theyโre probably turning their lights off and pretending theyโre not home.
- I just locked eyes with a spider. But instead of killing him I ran away and hid, so he can spend the night stressing about where I am.
- Do you enjoy addiction, anxiety, and urinating? Then coffee may be the beverage for you.
- Me: Iโm an introvert. Vodka: No, you’re not.
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