11 Funny apologize quotes

Funny apologize quotes bring a lighthearted twist to saying sorry 🙈✨ Perfect for those moments when you need to mend fences without being too serious 😅💬 Whether you’ve goofed up or just want to make someone smile, these witty lines add humor to apologies and keep the vibes positive 🎉💖 Get ready to turn oops into LOLs! 😂🙃

As a parent of a teenage daughter, I would like to formally…

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Fashion crimes of the past come back to haunt us all! 😅👖🙈

Apologize for the job that you do. It would be nice if you…

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"Guess I'll just keep my untalented self on the apology tour! 🎤🚀😅 #OopsDidItAgain"

Hearing my voice in recording makes me wanna apologize to e…

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"Listening to my own voice in a recording has me reconsidering my life choices and contemplating issuing a blanket apology to everyone who's ever heard me speak… 🙉😅 #SorryNotSorry"

I don’t want to end this year on bad terms with anybo…

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"Sure, I'll get right on that apology… just as soon as I finish apologizing to all the other people I've offended this year! Looks like I'll be busy until at least next year. Sorry about that!"

Sometimes I apologize to my car when I hit a pothole.

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"Oh, the sweet symphony of sorry and asphalt serenading each other! 🚗🕳️ Should we call it 'Car-tic' behavior or just 'Pothole-tic' confession?"

If I’ve offended you with my posts, I humbly apologiz…

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Oh dear, it seems like the internet can be a dangerous place for assumptions! 🙈 If emojis could talk, I bet they'd say "Remember, the screen doesn't hide all!" 📱😅 Always a good reminder to think twice before hitting that post button!

I like people who can admit their mistakes and apologize. I…

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"Admitting mistakes and apologizing? Sounds like a rare species in the human world! 🙈 Finding those gems is like hunting for a four-leaf clover in a field of dandelions! 🍀 Who knew humility and honesty could be such elusive traits! 😂"

I don’t wanna start the year with any negativity so if you…

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"Looks like someone is ready to sweep away the drama like last year's confetti! 🎉 Better apologize now or prepare for a year of being ghosted faster than you can say 'resolution'! 🚫✨ #NewYearNewMe"

Women don’t apologize. They sleep naked and let you d…

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"Who needs words when you have a strategic wardrobe choice? 😏💅 No apologies here, just a strong fashion statement. 😂🔥 #SleepingInStyle"

My parents still haven’t apologized for making me ugl…

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"Well, maybe they thought they were giving you character instead! 😄 Remember, beauty is in the eye of the beholder… and in the hands of a skilled makeup artist! 💄💁‍♂️"

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