Commentary:
"Oh, the sweet symphony of sorry and asphalt serenading each other! 🚗🕳️ Should we call it 'Car-tic' behavior or just 'Pothole-tic' confession?"
Funny apologize quotes
If I’ve offended you with my posts, I humbly apologize, I honestly did not think you could read.
Commentary:
Oh dear, it seems like the internet can be a dangerous place for assumptions! 🙈 If emojis could talk, I bet they'd say "Remember, the screen doesn't hide all!" 📱😅 Always a good reminder to think twice before hitting that post button!
I like people who can admit their mistakes and apologize. In other words, I like very few people.
Commentary:
"Admitting mistakes and apologizing? Sounds like a rare species in the human world! 🙈 Finding those gems is like hunting for a four-leaf clover in a field of dandelions! 🍀 Who knew humility and honesty could be such elusive traits! 😂"
I don’t wanna start the year with any negativity so if you and I have had issues in the past, apologize to me immediately.
Commentary:
"Looks like someone is ready to sweep away the drama like last year's confetti! 🎉 Better apologize now or prepare for a year of being ghosted faster than you can say 'resolution'! 🚫✨ #NewYearNewMe"
Women don’t apologize. They sleep naked and let you decide whether you are still angry or not.
Commentary:
"Who needs words when you have a strategic wardrobe choice? 😏💅 No apologies here, just a strong fashion statement. 😂🔥 #SleepingInStyle"
My parents still haven’t apologized for making me ugly.
Commentary:
"Well, maybe they thought they were giving you character instead! 😄 Remember, beauty is in the eye of the beholder… and in the hands of a skilled makeup artist! 💄💁♂️"
Every time my kids start whining, I get the urge to call my mom and apologize.
Commentary:
🤣 "When the whining orchestra begins its performance, the only logical response is to dial up Mom for an apology… and maybe a crash course on dealing with miniature divas and divos! 📞👶 #ParentingPerks"
I don’t want to end this year on bad terms with anybody. Could you please apologize to me?
Commentary:
"Sure, I'll get right on that apology… just as soon as I finish apologizing to all the other people I've offended this year! Looks like I'll be busy until at least next year. Sorry about that!"