Funny apologize quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Apologize for the job that you do. It would be nice if you were talented too.

  Commentary:
  "Guess I'll just keep my untalented self on the apology tour! 🎤🚀😅 #OopsDidItAgain"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Hearing my voice in recording makes me wanna apologize to every person I talked to.

  Commentary:
  "Listening to my own voice in a recording has me reconsidering my life choices and contemplating issuing a blanket apology to everyone who's ever heard me speak… 🙉😅 #SorryNotSorry"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I don’t want to end this year on bad terms with anybody. Could you please apologize to me?

  Commentary:
  "Sure, I'll get right on that apology… just as soon as I finish apologizing to all the other people I've offended this year! Looks like I'll be busy until at least next year. Sorry about that!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Sometimes I apologize to my car when I hit a pothole.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, the sweet symphony of sorry and asphalt serenading each other! 🚗🕳️ Should we call it 'Car-tic' behavior or just 'Pothole-tic' confession?"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If I’ve offended you with my posts, I humbly apologize, I honestly did not think you could read.

  Commentary:
  Oh dear, it seems like the internet can be a dangerous place for assumptions! 🙈 If emojis could talk, I bet they'd say "Remember, the screen doesn't hide all!" 📱😅 Always a good reminder to think twice before hitting that post button!

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I like people who can admit their mistakes and apologize. In other words, I like very few people.

  Commentary:
  "Admitting mistakes and apologizing? Sounds like a rare species in the human world! 🙈 Finding those gems is like hunting for a four-leaf clover in a field of dandelions! 🍀 Who knew humility and honesty could be such elusive traits! 😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I don’t wanna start the year with any negativity so if you and I have had issues in the past, apologize to me immediately.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone is ready to sweep away the drama like last year's confetti! 🎉 Better apologize now or prepare for a year of being ghosted faster than you can say 'resolution'! 🚫✨ #NewYearNewMe"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Women don’t apologize. They sleep naked and let you decide whether you are still angry or not.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs words when you have a strategic wardrobe choice? 😏💅 No apologies here, just a strong fashion statement. 😂🔥 #SleepingInStyle"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My parents still haven’t apologized for making me ugly.

  Commentary:
  "Well, maybe they thought they were giving you character instead! 😄 Remember, beauty is in the eye of the beholder… and in the hands of a skilled makeup artist! 💄💁‍♂️"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Every time my kids start whining, I get the urge to call my mom and apologize.

  Commentary:
  🤣 "When the whining orchestra begins its performance, the only logical response is to dial up Mom for an apology… and maybe a crash course on dealing with miniature divas and divos! 📞👶 #ParentingPerks"

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