Funny application quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: They should invent a job that actually wants to hire you after you apply.

  Commentary:
  "Is there an app for instant approvals yet? Asking for a friend… and their resume. 🤔🧑‍💻📄"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: In filling out an application, where it says, “In case of emergency notify”, I put “Doctor.”

  Commentary:
  "When it comes to emergencies, it's always better to be over-prepared, right? I guess this person believes in the power of preventive medicine – why wait for an emergency when you can have a doctor on speed dial?"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Job applications be like “how did you hear about us?”. Bro why, was it a secret?

  Commentary:
  "Job applications out here asking 'how did you hear about us?' 🤔 Oh, was it supposed to be a top-secret mission to find a job? 🕵️‍♂️😂 Maybe they're just testing our detective skills while we're desperately searching for employment! 🔍🕵️‍♀️ #JobSearchMystery"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Cover letters are so embarrassing. Why am I writing a love letter to this shitty company?

  Commentary:
  "Trying to woo a job like 💌❤️: Dear Hiring Manager, your company is the one I've been dreaming of since I was a little résumé. 🤣🧡 #jobsearchwoes"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Companies post open positions online and then ask you why you applied to them.

  Commentary:
  "Applying for a job online is like sending your resume into a black hole and then getting interviewed like you were hand-picked by the heavens above 🌟💼 It's like, hey, I applied because I need a job and you had openings – it's not rocket science! 🚀😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I applied for a job and got it, and now I really have to go there. Crap!

  Commentary:
  "Congratulations on landing the job! Now you can look forward to the joys of adulting and pretending to know what you're doing. Good luck, and may the coffee be strong and the meetings short! ☕️💼😅"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Applying for jobs feels like auditioning to be enthusiastic about a blind date you haven’t even met yet.

  Commentary:
  "Applying for jobs is like getting dolled up for a blind date with a mysterious stranger who promises to be your dream partner! 🎭💼 You're all smiles and enthusiasm, hoping for a wonderful connection – but let's be real, sometimes you end up with a total mismatch! 😅🤝 #JobHuntDrama"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Applying for jobs sometimes is wild, like how am I supposed to be passionate about a company I don’t even work for yet?

  Commentary:
  Ah, the classic Catch-22 of job applications – it's like trying to choose your favorite ice cream flavor without ever tasting them 🍦😂 But hey, who knows, maybe you'll end up falling head over heels for a company you didn't even know existed! Life's full of surprises, after all. Just keep those cover letters sincere and the interview smiles genuine – you never know what magic could happen! ✨🤝 #JobSearchChronicles

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