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Someone from 🇷🇸 has downloaded:

Y’all ever feel like your mouth is stupid but your mind is smart? Like you’re intelligent but you can’t express it when you’re speaking? It’s so frustrating.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has shared:

I’m not fat. I just eat in advance.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has downloaded:

I identify as a McDonald’s ice-cream machine because I go down when you really want me.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has downloaded:

Dating a smart man, so I actually can turn my brain off when he is around.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has bookmarked:

“But it’s summer,” is going to be my excuse for everything from now until the end of September.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has copied:

Roses are red, I’m staying in bed. I’ve made no plans, besides pretending I’m dead.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has shared:

It’s funny we got universal near-perfect free translation, and the world didn’t really change at all.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has viewed:

Go outside and let the rain do what your boyfriend can’t.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has viewed:

I’ve had two glasses of wine and responded with “Omgggg congrats, sweet girl” on an engagement post of someone I haven’t spoken to in 5 years.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has copied:

I’m very loyal to whatever brand is on sale.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

215 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,484

Funny Quotes Topics

17,554

Funny Quotes Images

15,484

Updated

Jan 5, 2026

Users Online

3,460

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via X:

The government always waits until the last minute to prevent a shutdown, much like my approach to paying taxes.

Spotted on Discord:

As I get older, I’m understanding why everything needs to be done before 12 p.m.

Making waves on Facebook:

Do the people who make chairs know what humans look like, or nah?

Freshly posted on WeChat:

If you drink a lot of water, you won’t have time for other people’s drama because you’ll be too busy looking for a bathroom.

Just landed via X:

Family Guy is so insane because, why were people dating that dog?

Going viral on WeChat:

Incredibly annoying that exercising, eating right, and drinking water can make you actually feel good.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

I remember when I was broke… I’m still broke, that’s why I remember so well.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

I’m just falling in love with my problems now. Maybe they’ll leave me too.

Breaking via Messenger:

A garlic a day keeps the doctor away.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but no one in the world is judging you as much as you’re judging yourself. People online: Hold my beer.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

32 shares on Messenger this month:

“Comparison is the thief of joy!” Well, not if you’re better than everyone else.

48 shares on Reddit this month:

How many cups of coffee is OK to have every day? Is it eight? I’m pretty sure it’s eight.

81 shares on Threads this month:

I’m sick of getting woken up at 6am by the bin men. I just want a nice sleep but they always insist that I get out of the bin before they collect it.

100 shares on Messenger this month:

It amazes me how much exercise and extra fries sound alike.

81 shares on YouTube this month:

I’m not an alcoholic, I only drink twice a year. When it’s sunny, and when it isn’t.

14 shares on Instagram this month:

When someone tells me “They could care less”, instead of the proper “I couldn’t care less”, I always say “At least you care.”

84 shares on WeChat this month:

I’m like … if parking too far away from the curb was a person.

52 shares on Pinterest this month:

Not to brag, but I just walked upstairs and remembered why.

86 shares on Telegram this month:

If you’re reading this, drink some water. You’re not a cactus.

49 shares on Telegram this month:

Daniel Craig leaving Bond to become Benoit Blanc is one of the best things to ever happen.

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Hot Jokes 💥

12 folks are currently checking 👀

Meds have done more for me than any man ever could.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

None of the Instagram story fonts represent me.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

Trying is the first step toward failure.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

My funeral better have a bloody merch table.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

It’s freaking me out to think of how bad I’d look at the Met Gala.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

I’ve been dieting for a little over a week and I already gained three pounds.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

Unpopular opinion: we really grew up in the best era to be a kid, and the worst era to be an adult.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

They say sugar can’t fix your problems. Yeah, well, neither can broccoli. At least cake puts in the effort.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

Aside from cocaine, has anyone figured out what that little pocket on your jeans is for?

19 folks are currently checking 👀

I’ll never tell anyone your secret because that would mean talking to people.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

215 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,484

Funny Quotes Topics

17,554

Funny Quotes Images

15,484

Updated

Jan 5, 2026

Users Online

3,712

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇲🇽 has viewed:

I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has viewed:

Stopped using exclamation points in work messages so my coworkers know they’ve killed my spirit.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has downloaded:

Almost all of my bad decisions are food-related.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has bookmarked:

My biggest motivation for getting out of bed in the morning is knowing that I’ll eventually be able to get back in it.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has shared:

Why does it take 5-7 days to refund me when it took 5-7 seconds to take it out?

Someone from 🇪🇷 has shared:

The difference between coffee and your opinion is that I asked for coffee.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has bookmarked:

I can handle most things in life, but hearing people chew isn’t one of them.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has shared:

Spotify Wrapped has a special talent for pulling up an artist I’ve literally never heard of and telling me I actually listen to them 2,000 times per day.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has shared:

Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here hating myself more.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has shared:

A big part of my wife’s cardio routine is rolling away from me in bed.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Reddit:

Told my homie I was “going through it” and he just said “go around it”.

Broadcasted on Threads:

I wanna be a jellyfish— no heart, no brain, no feelings, no pain— just blub blub blub.

Spotted on Threads:

That’s me in the corner, that’s me in the spotlight, begging for my cat’s attention.

Just landed via WeChat:

Friends with benefits but the benefits are you getting me an internship with your father’s network.

Breaking via Reddit:

If you call me from a private number, I’ll respect your privacy and won’t answer.

Just landed via Facebook:

Just saying “Think about it!” is enough to overwhelm many people these days.

Just shared via Discord:

What have I done to deserve this? Oh yeah, right, I remember.

Going viral on Discord:

A baby cow is called a calf because it’s half a cow. Half cow. Calf. No further questions.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Dating over 40 is like Hide and Seek but no one is looking for you.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Just blocked all the ugly people, so if you see this… what’s up, big sexy?

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