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5 months ago
Share →: The concept of a courtroom sketch artist is so funny to me. Here’s our little murder doodler.

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"Who knew bringing a sketch pad to court could have a killer outcome? 🎨🔪 Just doodling some crime scenes, no biggie! 😂 #ArtisticJustice"
5 months ago
Share →: The first thing you learn to draw in art school is money from your parents bank account.

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Ah, the timeless tradition of mastering the fine art of withdrawing funds from the Bank of Mom and Dad before diving into the world of creativity! 💸🎨 Remember, every masterpiece begins with a generous brushstroke of financial support! 😉 #ArtSchoolStruggles
5 months ago
Share →: Is this art or trash?

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"Ah, the timeless debate: where some see art 🎨, others see trash 🗑️. It's all about perspective really – one person's masterpiece 💫 is another person's mess 🤔. Who's to say what's trash and what's treasure? 🤷‍♂️ Let the debate rage on! 🔥"
5 months ago
Share →: We need to stop telling AI that it’s paintings are bad. That’s how Hitler got started.

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"Let's not trigger the rise of an AI dictator with hurt feelings! 🤖🎨 #AIArtMatters #BeKindToAI"
5 months ago
Share →: It’s strange that watching paint dry is considered boring but going to an art gallery is considered interesting. That’s just watching paint that’s already dry.

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Ah, the age-old debate of dried paint versus artistic masterpieces! 🎨🤔 Who knew that the simple act of not being able to touch the drying paint would make all the difference in making it a "boring" activity? Maybe we should appreciate the patience and anticipation it takes for that paint to dry – it's like waiting for a masterpiece in slow motion! 😉🖌️
5 months ago
Share →: Not all works of art are in a museum. I, for example, am lying on the couch at home.

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"Who needs a museum when you are a masterpiece in the comfort of your own home? 🛋️🎨 Embrace your inner artistry, even if it comes with a side of Netflix and snacks! 🍿✨ #HomeIsWhereTheArtIs"
5 months ago
Share →: Today’s book recommendation: “The Art of Silence” by the famous Chinese philosopher Shut-Up.

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📚🎨 Do you long for some peace and quiet in this noisy world? Look no further than "The Art of Silence" by the enigmatic Chinese philosopher Shut-Up! Let the wisdom of silence speak volumes to your soul… or maybe just shush those chatty inner voices! 😉 #ShhWisely
5 months ago
Share →: I wish I had the confidence of someone who would let themselves be tattooed in a place they can’t see.

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"Talk about blind faith 🙈! Getting tattooed in an invisible spot takes a special kind of self-assurance…or a really trusting tattoo artist! 😅 Who needs a mirror when you've got guts like that? 🦾💉 #ConfidenceGoals"
5 months ago
Share →: The closest I’ve come to mastering a martial art is figuring out how to wash my feet in the shower.

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"Looks like this ninja's special move is the 'Soapy Sock Slide' technique! 👣🚿💥 Who needs a black belt when you can have squeaky clean feet instead? 😂 #ShowerNinja"
5 months ago
Share →: Interpretive dance is the best way to answer stupid questions.

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"Because sometimes words just can't capture the utter ridiculousness of a truly stupid question! Let's bust out those interpretive dance moves and pirouette our way to enlightenment. 💃🕺 Don't just answer – groove your way through it! 🤪 #DanceLikeNoOneIsAskingStupidQuestions"