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I’m totally ready for the universe to hire me as a full-time cat cuddler and artistic daydreamer! 🎨🐱✨
60 Funny art quotes
The art of letting whoever think whatever.
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Mastering the ancient art of "It is what it is" with a black belt in not giving a hoot! 🎨🦉✨
What happened to the art of just liking one person?
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Ah, the good old days when we committed to one person… like our Wi-Fi does every time we try to connect to someone else's. 📶💔😄
Why go to the art museum when I can just stare at you?
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Art museum ticket saved! 🖼️😍 You belong in a gallery! 🎨❤️
It was a complicated 17-hour surgery, but they finally managed to separate the art from the artist.
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Guess they finally found the scalpel that slices through controversy! 🎨✂️😂
I talk a lot of shit for someone who turns every black shirt into an abstract deodorant mural.
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When your art skills are top tier, but only on your clothes! 🎨👕😂
Walking around the art museum and verbally saying, “Banger,” after inspecting a painting.
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This is how I imagine curators feel every day: "Monet? Banger. Van Gogh? Total banger." 🎨😂
Sometimes nature makes art, like trees, waterfalls, and the human butt.
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When Mother Nature was sculpting, she really hit 'bottom' with a masterpiece! 🍑😂🌲💦
They should make statues of regular people, like you’re walking through the park and there’s a statue of your friend Jeff.
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"Finally, a chance for Jeff's legendary 'grill master' pose to be immortalized in bronze! 🍔🔥🗿"
Who can better express pain and grief and misery than a man with a harmonica?
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"When life gives you lemons, trade them for a harmonica and start your own blues band! 🎶😂🍋"